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This is getting over you
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"No time for the ol' in out love, just here to check the meter" ~Alex ~ACO
"Oh bliss! bliss and heaven! oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. it was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. as i slooshied, i knew such lovely pictures!" ~a clockwork orange "Come and get one in the yarbles, that is if you have any yarbles" ~Alex ~ACO "i'm afraid. i'm afraid, dave. dave, my mind is going. i can feel it. i can feel it. my mind is going. there is no question about it. i can feel it. i can feel it. i can feel it. i'm a...fraid." ~2001: a space odyssey "i feel like i've been in a coma for the past twenty years. and i'm just now waking up." ~american beauty "sometimes there's so much beauty in the world i feel like i can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in." ~american beauty Rigging elections is my specialty. You know how many votes he (George W. Bush) really got? ...Seven." ~Stan ~American Dad "Kiss the king baby" ~Ash ~Army of Darkness
Pinto: I wont go schitzo will i? "Our entire universe is just a small atom in the finernail of some giant being, and in each of the atoms of our fingernails is a whole other universe? Wow, can I buy some pot from you?" ~Animal House
Frylock: "This is pornography! Where on earth did you get this, Meatwad?!" im downloading porn at 14 kilobytes per second, nah im just kidding, i got a cable modem back here. ~Carl ~Aquateen Hunger Force "I require a popsicle every 15 minutes, you obviously did not read the memo." ~Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force "Oh, Behave" ~Austin Powers "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" ~The Joker ~Batman "my whole life is a darkroom. one big darkroom." ~beetlejuice "i've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech." ~being john malkovich "have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?" ~being john makovich "Our bands gonna be Hardcore"~Black Circle Boys "they'll never catch me man, because i'm fucking innocent" ~Dignan ~Bottle Rocket "Will i always be the king of pain?" ~Brak ~The brak show "What do you want from me, im not perfect, im a catboy!" ~Brak ~The Brak Show "since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time? -chasing amy I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? ~Dante There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. ~Silent Bob She'll get over fu**in' a dead guy. Sh**, my Mom's been fu**in' a dead guy for thirty years--I call him Dad. ~Randal No time for love, Dr. Jones. ~Randal Tonight, were gonna rip off this fu**er's head, and take out his fu**ing soul. ~Jay I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule. ~Randal I know I'm your hero. ~Randal ~Clerks "anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now." -dogma "How did you feel about being denied these...Hungry Hungry Hippoes?" ~Donnie Darko "i am not insane! i am a sane man fighting for his soul!" -dracula "listen to them: the children of the night. what sweet music they make." -dracula "you can't fight in here! this is the war room!" -dr. strangelove "We lost the values but kept the weed" ~ brian (from the family guy, talking about the movement from the 60s to the present.) well the fat man made a funny (dedicated to Jason) ~Stuey ~The Family Guy "i felt like destroying something beautiful." -fight club "this is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." -fight club "Have you ever tried turning off the tv and sitting down with your children...and beating them" ~ Futurama "so how i feel when im drunk is right? yes, except that the dave mathews band rocks" - futurama
Leela: the united states is part of the world "Not a Beastie A Birdie" ~The Gryphon "OK, Eat Now"~The Gryphon "Skritch-Skratch"~The Gryphon "Snoozie-Woozie"~The Gryphon "as ususal marijuana saves anotherwise disasturous day.."~Idle Hands "I'm hearing something too. It's me saying I hate you" ~Imperial Trooper ~I.M.P.S "Evildoers are easier, and they taste better." ~Lestat ~Interview with the vampire "(inhales) There's milk in the fridge that's about to go bad... (inhales again)...And there it goes...." ~ Bobby Hill, King of the Hill "Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking." ~ Hank Hill ~King of the Hill "They pulled a mind scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!" - Edger Frog from "The lost boys" "My own brother a goddamn shit sucking VAMPIRE! Wait till mom finds out buddy!" -Sam from "The lost boys" "we all have nightmares to remind ourselves who we really are." ~memento "i have to believe in a world outside my own mind. i have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if i can't remember them. i have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there." -memento "memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. and memories can be distorted. they're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevent if you have the facts." -memento "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time"~Frenchman~Monty Python Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: You were, Sir Galahad. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Bet your gay Sir Lancelot: Am not! And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." ~Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail What are you gonna do, bleed on me? ~King Arthur "it's fate, you know. nobody can stop fate, nobody can." -natural born killers "...Because people who have no hopes, are easy to control." - Gamork, the Neverending Story "We don't even care whether or not we care." - Morla the Ancient One, the Neverending Story
milo: finally we can experience the magic "If pictures have anything to say, it's this: I was here, I existed. I was young I was happy and someone cared enough about me in this world to take my picture." ~ Sy Parrish, One Hour Photo "a door at the front of a cliff. you're driving yourself over the edge." -pi "it's like survival of the fittest max, and we've got the fucking gun!" -pi "intelligence. nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence." -rear window "when i'm out in the sun, i smile!" -requiem for a dream "i saved latin. what did you ever do?" -rushmore Marco: "If I have to be 5 feet nothing, Hesh can't be a tiger!" Capt. Murphy: "You're not the boss of Tigerbot Hesh!" Marco: "Then he has to live in a robot zoo! Hear that, Hesh? A zoo! Ha!" Hesh: "Well, then Hesh will stay human." Sparks: "Don't expect any mercy during the Great Robot Wars." Hesh: "Yeah? Well have fun on the robot reservation, suckers! We're not going to honor those bogus treaties!" - "I, Robot", Sealab 2021 "Why does all the crap we consume have to be tested on animals first? A rat doesn't wear lipstick, a rabbit doesn't use hairspray, a monkey doesn't need pills to get all revved up for hot monkey sex! It's people, man! We're miserable! So why shouldn't we try it all first?" - Sparks, Sealab 2021 "wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. you have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention." -se7en
Clarice Starling: If you didn't kill him then who did, sir? Dr. Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. "With liberty comes nudity." ~Zorak ~Space Ghost Coast to Coast "Zorak is the hammer! Zorak!" ~Zorak ~Space Ghost Coast to Coast "Only with your urine can we complete the curin' (of retardo's)" ~Space Ghost ~Space Ghost Coast to Coast "Can you say banged a dog up the ass on tv? (10 seconds later)Ok, I banged a dog up the ass." ~Space Ghost ~Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Moltar: your really digging yourself a hole here "I'm gay and i like to bang dogs when im not burying hookers."~space ghost ~Space Ghost Coast to Coast "We could just get some poor people and treat them like animals." ~Zorak ~Space Ghost Scooby and I worked for frank sinatra, we would go out back and bury hookers for him." ~Triumph ~Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Yar: You are fully functional, aren't you? "Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" ~Obi Wan ~Star Wars: A New Hope "Oh switch off"~3P0~Star Wars "Yeah, Whatever!"~Sifl "Life's too short to spend it with people who annoy you." - Red Foreman, That 70's Show "This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business." ~ Fez, That 70's Show "i like these calm little moments before the storm." -the professional "death is whimsical today." -the professional
Sam: Al...im retarded! How do I act retarded?
"Want some pretzels?" Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! ~Ralph ~The Simpsons "I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow." ~ Jesse Grass, the eco-terrorist Lisa fell for, The Simpsons (swallows 100th Peep)"Oh, if only the real chicks went down this easy." ~ Comic Book Store Guy, The Simpsons "I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow." ~ Jesse Grass, the eco-terrorist Lisa fell for, The Simpsons "Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark." ~ Nelson Muntz ~The Simpsons "This is great, not only am I not learning anything new, but I'm forgetting stuff I used to know!" ~ Milhouse Van Houten ~The Simpsons
Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get. ~Homer "Sleep Is For The Weak" ~Vince Vaugn ~Swingers "Tongue-Tongue weeps for he has but one small tongue with which to taste an entire world." ~ Dr. Mung-Mung ~The Tick vs Science "You know, evil comes in many forms, whether it be a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad! There's no talking to it! You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog! And you don't do it for money. No, you do it for love. You know I've learned something this past week, on justice and on friendship, there is no price... but there are established credit limits." ~ The Tick vs Arthur's Bank Account "we knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them." -the virgin suicides "certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good piece of wood in your hands is often useful." -this is spinal tap "That thing is ginormous"~Transformers Wayne Campbell: [I] thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turned out I was just really bored. I look all puffy and mannish...I'm Puff the Magic Drag Queen! -Will (Will and Grace)
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