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| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | no |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | what the hell is wrong with you guys. the guestbook is like a wasteland. somebody write something. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | i'm not sure |
| What is your favorite color?: | puke |
| What is your mood?: | Etc.....? |
| Comments: | yeah so apparently i have this uncontrolable ability to chase the people i care about away. if anyone has any suggestions please feel free to let me know! I could use the fucking help. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your quest?: | to reveal the mystery |
| What is your favorite color?: | rainbow suspenders |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | well a long long time ago when most of us were in high school and a certain matthew young had a birthday, I gave him a spiffy pair of rainbow colored suspenders. well matt was so excited about these suspenders that he hid them in a box, never to be seen again. Until one lazy day this past summer. matthew and i were in his living room talking about nothing when i spied the oh so nifty suspenders and demanded that he put them on. I then took the opportunity for a photo shoot and caught the giggly matthew on camera wearing his fabulous suspenders.
so then a few days ago i finally downloaded my pictures from summer (including the ones i took of you that one night sarah) and laughed my head off when i saw the picture of matt. So i then secretly sent zach a copy of the picture and coached him through setting it as the background of his computer. and that is the story of matthew and the magical suspenders. i shouldnt take adderall during the day time... especially when i'm supposed to focus on class. i way more concerned about the thoughts going through my head to focus on anyone else. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | . |
| What is your favorite color?: | . |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | Whats the desktop picture of..now you have me in suspence. i must know! you're welcome zach. now i think you should give me 10 dollars. hey were's jason? i havent seen him on here since the dyslexic thing lol. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | oh, yeah |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | special thanks to sarah for getting luke to respond to my messages. im busy this weekend but next week(after i figure out my work schedule) should be gravy. warm, gooey gravy. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | yeah, amy and matt saw it. amy thought it was pretty funny. matt didnt seem impressed. i wonder why.... |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | so did anybody see that special little picture zach put on his desktop backgroup? teehee. you guys can thank me later. |
| What is your name?: | sarah with an H |
| What is your quest?: | to have luke return zachs phone calls |
| What is your favorite color?: | pink |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | Poor Zach. I'm sure Lukes just been busy. We've both been busy...with trying to get the apartment and he has two jobs and i have two jobs and becca is a fucking idiot whos driving us all insane..its a stressful life. but i'm sure he's not ignoring you. i'll have him call you today..i'll MAKE him call you today. and ofcourse we're all still frineds..luke loves you guys. |
| What is your name?: | sarah biotch |
| What is your quest?: | to make luke respond to zachs messages |
| What is your favorite color?: | pink |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | Poor Zach. I think he's just been busy..we've both been busy. trying to get this apartment and he's got two jobs now, and i've got two jobs and becca is a fucking idiot whos driving all of us insane. its a stressful life you know! lol but i'll tell him to call you today...i'll MAKE him call you today! maybe we can get together this weekend. and yes we're all still friends. luke loves you guys. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | damn it sarah! why the hell wont your damn boyfriend respond to my messages?! all i want to do is jam sometime.i swear im never going to be in a band. oh well, we're still friends, right? |
| What is your name?: | sarah biotch |
| What is your quest?: | heh |
| What is your favorite color?: | heh |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | Hey kids! whats going on...as of right now i'm sitting at work in the pouring rain. luke woke me up last night to tell me that we hard tornados touching down in summerville and that i needed to get up and what not and apparently i turned over and replyed "yeah. so its not like we can do anything about it" i'm so angry..i love stuff like that and i didnt even get up! he said the wind was whipping like fucking crazy..and i slept though it all..grr. |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | i added a new poem and added some metallica (and justice for all bitches) and dead kennedy quotes. formatted the old guestbook a little more. maybe someday ill finish that. |
| What is your name?: | sara |
| What is your quest?: | to reclaim my name and lose the .......... |
| What is your mood?: | Poor |
| Comments: | my room is beautimous. i love my new curtains. hopefully they dont catch fire on the heater during the winter.
i have so much homework to do. and its nearly 12 am. but no. i'm going to fit all of your ugly mugs into a scrap book instead. pictures pictures pictures. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | ot evorp mi ton lysdexic...parc. |
| What is your favorite color?: | der dna kcalb |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | while i dont currently have the motivation to take the quiz, im pretty damn sure, and i know you all are as well, that im probably more dyslexic than any one who signs this damn thing. although matt had more trouble with bed-wetting than i did. |
| What is your name?: | sarah |
| What is your quest?: | to see if i'm dyslexic |
| What is your favorite color?: | poop |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | Well jason, you got me. I thought that was interesting so now i'm going to take it. so read on...
Feels dumb; has poor self-esteem; hides or covers up weaknesses with ingenious compensatory strategies; easily frustrated and emotional about school reading or testing. -as you all know i have low self esteem and i am dumb. Seems to "Zone out" or daydream often; gets lost easily or loses track of time. -and this is why i was on adderal lol Difficulty sustaining attention; seems "hyper" or "daydreamer." Learns best through hands-on experience, demonstrations, experimentation, observation, and visual aids. -i've always been a visual learner Complains of dizziness, headaches or stomach aches while reading. -i do get dizzy and i get headaches when i read. which is why i dont read much. Complains of feeling or seeing non-existent movement while reading, writing, or copying. -and i often feel like i'm spinning or falling when i'm reading. Reads and rereads with little comprehension. -still another reason why i dont read much..and is why i cant get thought the fucking lord of the rings. Spells phonetically and inconsistently. -i'm sure you all have noticed my poor spelling. Has extended hearing; hears things not said or apparent to others; easily distracted by sounds Difficulty putting thoughts into words; speaks in halting phrases; leaves sentences incomplete; stutters under stress; mispronounces long words, or transposes phrases, words, and syllables when speaking. Trouble with writing or copying; pencil grip is unusual; handwriting varies or is illegible. -i hold my pencil like no one else i've ever seen, and my handwriting can very so much that i have trouble recognizing it. Clumsy, uncoordinated, poor at ball or team sports; difficulties with fine and/or gross motor skills and tasks; prone to motion-sickness. -i'm pretty clumsy and i was always really bad at team sports. Computing math shows dependence on finger counting and other tricks; knows answers, but can't do it on paper. -i still count on my fingers Can do arithmetic, but fails word problems; cannot grasp algebra or higher math. -very true Poor memory for sequences, facts and information that has not been experienced. -i cant remember hardly anything i was taught in social studies or english. Extremely disorderly or compulsively orderly. -i'm very orderly Can be class clown, trouble-maker, or too quiet. -in a crowd i'm always too quiet Had unusually early or late developmental stages (talking, crawling, walking, tying shoes). -i STILL have not lost all my baby teeth Strong sense of justice; emotionally sensitive; strives for perfection. Mistakes and symptoms increase dramatically with confusion, time pressure, emotional stress, or poor health. -i do not work well under pressure AT ALL! ok guys so i'm fucking dyslexic. are you happy now..yeah i'm a dumbass!! lol |
| What is your name?: | Dagor Bragollach |
| What is your quest?: | I found a 37! |
| What is your favorite color?: | 37 |
| What is your mood?: | Elated |
| Comments: | http://www.dyslexia.com/library/symptoms.htm <--- go there
Apparently, there are 37 common symptom associated with dyslexia. The site states that a dyslexic will fit into at least 10 of the criteria. Thus I think a lot more people are dyslexic than those who know they are. I fit into the following: *Labelled lazy, dumb, careless, immature, "not trying hard enough," or "behavior problem." -Yeah Probably. *High in IQ, yet may not test well academically; tests well orally, but not written. -Well really I don't test well on standardized testing. Other tests I do fine in. Except for tests of the Emergency Broadcast System. I never know the answer to that test. *Feels dumb; has poor self-esteem; hides or covers up weaknesses with ingenious compensatory strategies; easily frustrated and emotional about school reading or testing. -Minus the frustration about schooling, and sometimes I do feel dumb. Playing Jeopardy usually negates this feeling. *Seems to "Zone out" or daydream often; gets lost easily or loses track of time. -Matt went to bed over 2 and a half hours ago. I don't know why I'm up. Nor what I've been doing. *Difficulty sustaining attention; seems "hyper" or "daydreamer." -I do tend to daydream often. Adderall corrects this to an extent. *Learns best through hands-on experience, demonstrations, experimentation, observation, and visual aids. -Sure do *Trouble with writing or copying; pencil grip is unusual; handwriting varies or is illegible. -I sometimes have trouble with my own handwriting *Clumsy, uncoordinated, poor at ball or team sports; difficulties with fine and/or gross motor skills and tasks; prone to motion-sickness. -Yup. I tend to drop things that you shouldn't drop. I spilt diluted hydrochloric acid on my fingers in chemistry class because the beaker kept shaking. It was the beaker, not me. Don't have a problem with motion sickness, except for amusement park rides. *Can be ambidextrous, and often confuses left/right, over/under. -Only thing I can't do well with my left hand is write. And that probably goes back to the fact that I have bad handwriting to begin with. How many of you have seen me make the "L" with my left hand? *Has difficulty telling time, managing time, learning sequenced information or tasks, or being on time. -I would say so. *Excellent long-term memory for experiences, locations, and faces. -Oh yeah. *Extremely disorderly or compulsively orderly. -I would be the former. *Can be class clown, trouble-maker, or too quiet. -Probably a combination of all, but seldom the last one. *Had unusually early or late developmental stages (talking, crawling, walking, tying shoes). -I was doing all the examples at an early age.... but I started puberty later than I should have. Yeah big deal. *Can be an extra deep or light sleeper; bedwetting beyond appropriate age. -I am an extremely deep sleeper. I don't wake up for alarms usually. I wasn't much of a bedwetter though. Zach probably was. He seems to be the type. *Unusually high or low tolerance for pain. -I would say I have a high tolerance for pain. Wouldn't you Bridget? (Oh My!) *Has extended hearing; hears things not said or apparent to others; easily distracted by sounds. -I do hear well. And I am distracted by sound. I can't read or write if there is sound. --- Wow 17! I'm dyslexic! I think others should do paste what matches with their personalities too. You all know how to open a new browser window right? Press CTRL+N --- Oh, and even as I finish this post... I feel little things crawling on me. I keep seeing little flashes off to the side. This has nothing to do with dyslexia though. Rather, yeah sleep deprivation. Yummy. Someone come hang out with me. |
| What is your name?: | Dagor Bragollach |
| What is your mood?: | Angry |
| Comments: | We're not cozy. We all hate each other.
The hurricane is my friend. But not for long. When it hits me I will fuck it in its eye. Naur an edraith ammen. I should go to sleep. Matt, I took two of your cigarettes that you left out here with me. I still haven't felt like moving myself from the computer. But I think I will now. It is time. For Final Fantasy Great! Whoops, I mean Final Fantasy the opposite of Great. At least I get to look at Rinoa. She's a sexy little 3D rendered animated piece of computer byte. Meow! |
| What is your name?: | ......... |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | ugh. i drank too much wine last night and didnt manage to wake up in time to save the world this morning. i feel guilty. i could have registered a lot of people to vote at convocation. ugh. now i have to write papers while i get over my hangover....
so you know if that hurricane is looking like its headed for you, you could always COME TO BOONE. just a suggestion. i'm not lonely or anything. i'm a freakin party animal. its just that you guys are all cozy together in charleston again and you may have forgotton that poor sara is out on her own. yes. poor poor sara. |
| What is your name?: | sarah is way cool |
| What is your quest?: | burp |
| What is your favorite color?: | fushia |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | hey did you guys ever notice that the guy on the advertisement above matts guestbook looks alot like zach? weird.
so yeah, tina hates me now and wont talk to me. something about she heard from someone that i think she's going to have sex with my boyfriend..some crazy shit like that. either way she belives them over me and wont talk to me...some friendship huh? Anyways, i just typed up this whole thing aboyut myspace on your post but then it didnt go though and i dont feel like dong it again so bye. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | To announce my triumphant return |
| What is your favorite color?: | FF0000 |
| What is your mood?: | Elated |
| Comments: | So yeah... maybe if people would go read my blogs and leave comments on that shit I would frequent this guestbook more often.
It's now 5:30am I am about to start my paper that I should have done a long time ago (like 3 hours ago) but I was changing my MySpace account around and then I sent a message to Chris Broach because we're friends now. We're gonna hang out. Its cool. So like... Zach. Your posts are plagued with misspellings and improper grammar use. Maybe now would be a good time to consider looking into getting financial aid for yourself for next semester? You might need to enroll in English 032 though. Or take Reading 100 with my brother. Nah, I know you got some language skills. So Fucking Use Them! And talk to people about what you need to do for school. Or I'm sending you on the next trolley car to Minnesota. (Note: I'm not really going to send you back on the next trolley car to Minnesota because there are no trolley cars that go to Minnesota. In addition to that, why would we want to get rid of our Zachary when we were only beginning to have a spankin' good time with him?) |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | To announce my triumphant return |
| What is your favorite color?: | FF0000 |
| What is your mood?: | Elated |
| Comments: | So yeah... maybe if people would go read my blogs and leave comments on that shit I would frequent this guestbook more often.
It's now 5:30am I am about to start my paper that I should have done a long time ago (like 3 hours ago) but I was changing my MySpace account around and then I sent a message to Chris Broach because we're friends now. We're gonna hang out. Its cool. So like... Zach. Your posts are plagued with misspellings and improper grammar use. Maybe now would be a good time to consider looking into getting financial aid for yourself for next semester? You might need to enroll in English 032 though. Or take Reading 100 with my brother. Nah, I know you got some language skills. So Fucking Use Them! And talk to people about what you need to do for school. Or I'm sending you on the next trolley car to Minnesota. (Note: I'm not really going to send you back on the next trolley car to Minnesota because there are no trolley cars that go to Minnesota. In addition to that, why would we want to get rid of our Zachary when we were only beginning to have a spankin' good time with him?) |
| What is your name?: | Matt |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | myspace is great and all, but its not cool that it takes away people from signing my guestbook. come back. please. I hope the hurricaine hits, because I want to have a 3 week long hurricaine, no power, party. yeah buddy. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | sleuthing |
| What is your favorite color?: | whatever color sherlock holmes wore |
| What is your mood?: | Etc.....? |
| Comments: | damn it. another mystery guest. there's dicension in then ranks again. dirty rats, all of you! i'll see to it you all get the chair.hahahahahahaa!!!!!!....?
Legal Rep. of Mr. Lowe: apparently the crazy fucker has officially lost his goddamn mind again. fuck this, we quit. thank you. |
| What is your name?: | ......... |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | The printer I bought for $5 offically works. all it needed was an ink cartridge. i'm so thrifty.
so word to your mothers. whats going down in mr. charles' town? |
| What is your name?: | sarahcore |
| What is your quest?: | wamp |
| What is your favorite color?: | wamp |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | thats what i thought Zack Low! fucka |
| What is your name?: | the legal rep. of Z.A. Lowe |
| What is your quest?: | corrections |
| What is your favorite color?: | it is a policy of ours not descriminate among colors. we choose a nice medium gray |
| What is your mood?: | Etc.....? |
| Comments: | we apologize to sahra birtchowski for having inconsiderately left her out of affore posted apology. |
| What is your name?: | mutha fuckin sarah |
| What is your quest?: | ..? |
| What is your favorite color?: | pink |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | HEY YOU DIDNT APOLOGIZE TO ME!! even though i dont really care. |
| What is your name?: | apologetic jones |
| What is your quest?: | to once again apologize |
| What is your favorite color?: | a certain shade of rue |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | so, apparently everyone thought i was serious in my last post about refusing to say lara's name correctly. so let me be blunt: I WAS JUST BULLSHITTIN'! AND YOU KNOW THIS, MANNNNNNN!!!
this message brought to on bahalf of Z.A. Lowe. we here at his staff of legal representation felt it necesary to clear the air and reasure everyone that Z.A. Lowe would never intentionally misspeak and or misspell someone's name. we humbly apologize to those who were hurt the most by this insensitive act: aimeee, matchew, and especial apology to jazinn and the arguealots. thank you. |
| What is your name?: | mutha fuckin sarah |
| What is your quest?: | uhh.. |
| What is your favorite color?: | uhh.. |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | what the fuck are you on zach? lol |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | whatever you say zack |
| What is your name?: | workie mcjones |
| What is your quest?: | to party like it's 1999...again, and again.... |
| What is your favorite color?: | puke green |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | so i just finished 10 days of nonstop work. and i get the next three days off. sunday will be spent in savannah with laura "my name is lara not laura" howell. whatever, im calling you laura whether you like it or not, bee-atch. but the next two nights better be filled with good drink and mirth, or there'll be much pain and anguish. my belly must be filled with beer and laughter, and hot sex, if anybody's got some. i guess i cant really fill my belly with that last one but hey, i'll try anything once. lata, bitches.
-This message has been transcribed for you from brainwave activity from Z. A. Lowe. It has been edited(extensively) for content and formatted to fit this dream book. Viewer discretion is advised. |
| What is your name?: | mutha fucking sarah |
| What is your quest?: | to get the hell outta here |
| What is your favorite color?: | pink. now leave me alone |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | wheres the "bored" mood. i'm fucking bored. i love working fulltime at suncom because it gives me alot more money, but i'm so fucking bored. i hope it picks up here soon because i cant take it anymore. there's NOTHING to do. NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING. I'M LOOSING MY FUCKING MIND!!!! |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | word about your new apt. sarah. im bored as fuck. but um i added a new poem, it kind of sucks, its 3 before the last one, called rain falling down on minnesota or something. i added two babel quotes and a few 37s. wow. exciting shit. |
| What is your name?: | mutha fucking sarah |
| What is your quest?: | who said hot sex???!!! |
| What is your favorite color?: | puke |
| What is your mood?: | Poor |
| Comments: | so yay for me and luke, we found an apartment! and its closer to you guys. Its in North Charleston. On Dorchester Rd. Peppertree apartments. I'm excited! Its a one bedroom townhouse with a balcony and fenced in back yard. they allow pets with no pet deposit..which means i get my ferrets back!! and we're getting a dog. hell yes...we're gunna have a mini zoo again. woot. and i want a chincilla. ok let me take a moment to collect myself. ahh...ok thats all i had to say i guess. |
| What is your name?: | ......... |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | if by hot sex you mean insulting comments and broken condoms, then i guess i could believe you. |
| What is your name?: | insomniac jones |
| What is your quest?: | to sleep |
| What is your favorite color?: | sleep |
| What is your mood?: | Etc.....? |
| Comments: | i wish one of two things. 1) that i could sleep. 2) that i didnt have to work in five hours. for reasons why i cant sleep, check out my new blog on myspace. it's not very exciting, though. so dont go out of your way. unless you're really bored... or you just love me that much and want to know whats happening in my life. fuck you guys. none of you care. you just keep me around for laughs... and sex. lots of hot sex. in the back of volkswagons. which im told is uncomfortable. yay.
-zach |
| What is your name?: | mutha fuckin sarah dawg. |
| What is your quest?: | to recover from this hangover. |
| What is your favorite color?: | pink you dumbass |
| What is your mood?: | Sick |
| Comments: | heh..i showed up an hr late for work today...oopps. ok so Zach doesnt suck anymore because he did come over last night. and it was fun. i'm going to give Luke the link to the guestbook so he can join the cult. yes thats what we are..a cult. and i feel like shit..someone should buy me some of those hangover pills. and jason, thank you for paying me to hang out with you. i guess you can afford me after all. until next time..uh..i dont care what you do until next time..just dont bother me!!! :-D |
| What is your name?: | Matt |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | so, i cant believe that taylor refuses to speak to me, let alone apologize. and i even made the first step for contact, about a minuite ago by iming him because he is clearly online and has my screen name on his buddy list and has been signing on and off constantly and not talking to me. but i imed him, and he wont respond. so what did i do to deserve this. im giving you all his screen name, because you want to talk to him anyways im sure, but while your at it, find out what his fucking deal is please. aeris371 is his screen name. |
| What is your name?: | .......... |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | I'm really happy with my kitchen table chairs. I recovered the nasty old seats and they look beautiful. Actually Crystal helped a lot. Actually crystal set up my entire room and put my desk, chair and computer together. And she put my posters up in frames. Then she cooked dinner for the dinner party I insisted on throwing but was too frazzled to do by myself. I'm naming my first two children after her.
so i havnt smoked pot in a week. last night was the first time i've gotten drunk in over a week. and i'm being all productive, despite the fact that crystal has to practically hold my hand while I do everything. My brain just isnt use to being active, but she'll snap back. I love my new roomate. We live well together. You people should come visit me. I'm working on getting a futon and recovering my couch. So our neighbors two doors down are people I know from last year and they came to our dinner party. So did Ryan that I knew from last year. I think that you guys would get along well with him. Same musical tastes. And wherever I go I see people I already know. Its nice. I have friends. awwwwww. |
| What is your name?: | mutha fuckin sarah |
| What is your quest?: | shut up you |
| What is your favorite color?: | peach |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | hey, i havent been on here in a coons age. i guess i missed alot. oh well..so everyone is coming to my house tonight to get drunk correct? by everyone i mean matt and jason..because zach sucks and has to work. baa. its ok zach, i have to work too,but i'm still rockin out. yeah so in the latest news..my car sucks and i need someone to drive it into a lake for me so i can collect insurance money...tina is coming down next week..and she's coming with the darnest person..her ex boyfriend Luke..i know you all remember that crazy fuck. we'll discuss that more in another post. and uh..oh..its time to get off work..woot. |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | DO IT! hehe |
| What is your name?: | vadimers |
| What is your quest?: | one last thing |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | matt your new poems are very good, especially "lost wallet." i had read none since "tears from here on." i would really love to put some of your poems on the new website. |
| What is your name?: | vadimers |
| What is your quest?: | to bow before matt taylor and jason's cocks of knowledge |
| What is your favorite color?: | golden brown, ranch dressing on the side |
| What is your mood?: | Retarded |
| Comments: | I can't wait until school starts so will get to work too much AND write papers! God, I'm never gonna see you guys again. Hey.. what's everyone doing this saturday? Sunday's my only day off this decade and I'll be underslept and raring to go... somewhere. I'll be downtown. My phone works now. Sometimes when I accidentally touch the grill I actually cook parts of myself. G'day.
P.S.: I would like to disqualify myself from the "who has read more" debate by saying that my favorite book is a Rhode Island travel guide. P.P.S.: Zachy's got the voice that make the booty go *smack* P.P.P.S.: I would like to apologize for the above comment as it was taken from an Usher song, with "Zachy" substituted for "Usher," and wish you all a good night. P.P.P.P.S.: Don't ask me where I heard an Usher song because the answer is work. P.P.P.P.S.: Seeing that the length of the post-scripts has now exceeded that of the actual post I think it needs to end right about now. |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | i added two new poems. |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your quest?: | to wonder why my friends, one in paticular, is so fucking shitty to me |
| What is your mood?: | Sad |
| Comments: | So Taylor came into town two days ago. He hung out with Zach and Vadim, and I couldnt hang out because I was sleeping. I asked Zach to tell him the only day I could hang out was tuesday. And that i got off work at 1. well its 830 and taylor hasnt called. not to mention he told zach hed call him yesterday and zach sat around all day yesterday waiting and he never called. its not necessary to be so shitty. all you have to do is call someone. be like yeah i cant hang out. yeah that would upset me, but not nearly as much as just not calling. And you were giving me shit for not answering my phone when i was at fucking work. Jesus. And Vadim wonders why I get upset with my friends and say things like "why do i even bother." |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | to kill taylor |
| What is your favorite color?: | red |
| What is your mood?: | Angry |
| Comments: | mother fucker. i cant that tall, fat bastard didnt call me. yes, taylor, im calling you fat. how that make you feel?! ok, you're not really fat, but you are a fat bastard. ha....ok, once again you're not really fat. i apologise for my outburst to the one known as lunch box. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | to be as unproductive as possible |
| What is your favorite color?: | plaid, like my jammies |
| What is your mood?: | Hungry |
| Comments: | cant fuckin' believe it. t-dog's intown. where the hell does he get off buying a plane ticket just spur of the moment? something's fishy, here. some nefarious deed is afoot. but it's my day off, so to hell if im going to waste time trying to solve it. i want chinese food. |
| What is your name?: | ............. |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | i'm in New York..
so matt. i called you. emailed you. stopped by your house, but you were in your room. and i got no responce. so now you need to find my little brother and give him $20. i'll wait for my $5 so i can complain in person. i suppose i'm being rude... So about New York. I've been spending money. Money I dont have and dont need to charge to my credit card. But it feels good. Except for the shoes that I bought, which are cute but uncomfortable. Flying in an airplane is amazing. I never knew that clouds could be that beautiful. I guess its all about perspective. You kiddies behave while I'm around. Well I'm off to go se RENT. teehee. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | Angry |
| Comments: | I'm smarter than all of you. I think anyway. But yeah, you guys have read way more than I have. I just remember more about stuf...
Anyhow... right now, Matt and Zach are at a Between the Buried and Me show about which I had completely forgotten. O Woe is me! |
| What is your name?: | taylortown 3000 |
| What is your quest?: | to make matt think i'm not dumber than he be... |
| What is your favorite color?: | POOP! |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | that's a bold statement... that you have read more than me and zach combined. and don't say it like, even if it were true, that makes you smarter than me or him. now with that said, converge and between the buried and me are playing here, and i am happy. shortly after that hot water music and planes mistaken for stars are playing here... road trip anyone.
peace in the middle east |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | you just knew that zach had read alot? ive read more than you and zach combined. jesus christ. i get no respect. just cause i cant remember a phrase from one vonnegut book, when ive read a good 10 vonnegut books. that means im a failure? whatever. i was reading when you were still in diapers, at age 10. hahahaha. hahahaha. hahahaha. ok, it wasnt funny. hahaha. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | none for me, thanks |
| What is your favorite color?: | not poo |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | he's got ya there, man. |
| What is your name?: | Taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to eat blackberries in a field where they grow, wearing nothing bit an old pair of overalls and a cock ring |
| What is your favorite color?: | POOP! |
| What is your mood?: | Hungry |
| Comments: | i just knew that zach had read a lot.... but that aside why didn't you know the answer to the question i laid nefore your stinky ass? |
| What is your name?: | Matt |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | you expected zach to know it and not me or vadim who have read most or all of kurt vonneguts work. im glad you think so highly of us. douchebag. |
| What is your name?: | ..................... |
| What is your quest?: | to come down off of this mountain |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | that was a crazy trip jason. a crazy trip. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | Click Here to Begin
Then you can make an account and be part of my posse. If you don't want to make an account at the moment, at least go to the link because it gets me money. Just be aware that the game tries to install spyware when you first make an account. Don't be a douchebag. Click no or "X" everything that pops up. Let's not just click yes to everything like a moron. I know all the answers for the Free Power and Money section, except for one. In case you make an account, here they are: The first one I don't know... type them exactly as I have them typed. __________ top-up direction fetish purity network listings relationship entire bible earnfreeturns And there you have it. You should be at 76 power instead of 0. It's a game that runs like the stock market. You don't have to log on often but be aware that if you don't you'll run the risk of being attacked for your cash. Spend your extra money on defense first, you'll find that you don't need much offense because there are people with loads of cash who have little or no defense. After you have some defense... invest in some drugs. Like I said, it operates like a stock market. Here are the ranges I've observed for each drug so far. Obviously, try to buy when it's low and sell when it's high. Weed -=-=- 16-25 Hash -=-=- 6-11 Cocaine -=-=- 20-35 Acid -=-=- 15-20 LSD -=-=- 13-19 PCP -=-=- 5-10 Crack -=-=- 10-18 Ecstasy -=-=- 10-26 Shrooms -=-=- 5-14 |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | to once again apologize for something |
| What is your favorite color?: | decaf, latte, somthinthefuckanutha |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | out of all people why you thought i would get the reference, im not sure, because the simple matter is i have not read that particular little gem, despite a healthy desire to read it. so, i apologize for not having jumped on that yet. deepest regards. in the mean time, go send some heartbreaking work to that staggering asshole/editor and chief of mcsweenies. noonch. |
| What is your name?: | Taylor |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | by the way... "busy, busy, busy"?
it was repeated throughout cat's cradle... and i thought i was dealing with vonnegut fans here. |
| What is your name?: | Taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to rant about the events of a boring sunday |
| What is your favorite color?: | garden state blue |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | hello there.... it is sunday once again, is it? well, sundays are getting to be increasingly boring. it is my one day off every week and i effectively waste it every time with very little to show and not really feeling very rested when i start another week. this morning has actually been ok though. i'm on my second pot of coffee and listening to the dismemberment plan... now that's a good day to most sane people. i think i'm drinking so much coffee because i secretly like the sound that the coffe grinder makes... and i like the reaction that it gets from the kitties, they don't seem to like the sound as much as i do. i was listening to iron and wine but as the coffee began to take hold i needed something a little more... frantic? so the dismemberment plan stepped up to bat and hit one out of the park (what the fuck is that supposed to mean?). also... everyone go see GARDEN STATE ASAP! i have not been so affected by a film in probably several years... i can't tell you the last time i cried in a movie theater. oh, wait, yes i can, it was last night when i saw garden state. i have been writing a lot lately, though i am beginning to feel a bit like i'm calling wolf here. i keep announcing that "i've been writing a lot lately" but i never seem to deliver anything do I? well, i am currently writing an open letter to a wind up radio belonging to my friends ray and annie. this peice of writing, when completed, will be submitted to McSweeney's for consideration. so i guess this time is different because i am actually writing for a reason and that provides some motivation. i know, i know, "why do i need reason? why don't i just write for myself?" well i'll tell you. i need deadlines and goals or i just sit on my ass and say "i'll work on it later", but with something like this there is a bit more motivation. and i'm hoping that this will be the jump start i need to keep writing for good this time. i hope that anyone who suffered through all of this nonsense will not be too upset with me for making you read all of this with very little payoff. anyway i suppose i've really got nothing else to say. good day to you all. |
| What is your name?: | Drug Lord Jason |
| What is your quest?: | I'm gonna be a drug lord. |
| What is your favorite color?: | Green!! |
| What is your mood?: | Excited |
| Comments: | http://www.druglordsgame.com/refer.php?ref=34667
Join up!!! Now!!! It's like the game Drug Wars, only online... and multiplayer. |
| What is your name?: | taylor town 3000 |
| What is your mood?: | Sick |
| Comments: | i don't think i remember that one...
call me? |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | Etc.....? |
| Comments: | is the answer rockie young and the russian fury: a duel damned in hell?
or is it something else? i cant remember. |
| What is your name?: | busy busy busy |
| What is your quest?: | to push you in the mud |
| What is your mood?: | Retarded |
| Comments: | eddie walker, this is your life
ben folds says hello ---$20.00 to whoever can tell me where the NAME came from... (that name being "busy busy busy"... zach is exculed because i expect him to know, and if he doesn't he gets a punch in the nuts) good day to you all... |
| What is your name?: | sarahcore |
| What is your quest?: | to prove matt wrong |
| What is your favorite color?: | shish |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | ACTUALLY MATT..I TRIED TO INVITE YOU GUYS...you big butthole. I called Jason...and he said no he didnt want to go..and he said you were working. So HA!! i tried to invite you guys, but you're all too busy for me these days. |
| What is your name?: | .............. |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | i am jump little children.
well matt if you guys wouldnt mind swinging by my house and beating the shit out of him, i could go for that too. i think he finally came home this afternoon, but i dont see him now. i'm not sure why you are worried about my being immature in this situation. the first rule when fighting with siblings is that you are supposed to be as immature as possible. the least mature individual has the edge, they dont have to follow any rules of civility. the parents also favor the least mature, feeling that they need to save them and such. so there. matt- you are off thursday right? well i expect to see you then. jason- call me right now. i want to hang out. zach- dont ever call me again. haha. |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | sara....i dont even know what to say, arent we above destroying our younger siblings things? why dont we just have our friends beat him up? thats much more mature? and sarah, maybe we would have come. IF YOU INVITED US! and taylor, or should i say tater, you dont know anything about jump little children, or should i say....jump..... |
| What is your name?: | sarahcore |
| What is your quest?: | to get some fucking sleep |
| What is your favorite color?: | pink |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | ok so i havent posted in a while. i went to a show at all books last night..and some guy got naked and was doing cartwheels..it was great..you guys should have come. losers! ok yeah so if someone would call me someday..that would be terrif..dont we go through this enough..you guys should know by now that i need some love once in a while..geeze! ok i'm done...i need to sleep really bad.
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| What is your name?: | ............ |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | good morning everyone.
Joe Hesse's funeral is today at 10:30 at St. Joseph's Church for any of you who would like to attend. That's Liz and Joey's dad. i'm not going to Daytona this weekend. but i will be leaving charleston next wendsday. really. i'm leaving. i swear. so my little brother and i got in a fight Sunday night. he punched me really hard and proceeded to ask me what i was going to do about it.... so i went and got a knife and cut open his basketball while he was upstairs. of course i left the ball with the knife positioned in it to give that special horror movie effect on the kitchen table along with a note that said, "Marc- fuck with me again and see what happens". Then i walked up stairs to go to my room and on my way i passed the playroom where he was and he shouted out something like, "yeah you stupid ho keep walking". so i then went to my room and got a bottle of spray paint and sprayed painted the wall with all of his track and basketball awards and such. it was grey spray paint, so when it was wet it looked really dark like i had destroyed everything. i've noticed now that it has just given everything a shiny tint. but he doesnt know that because he left the house after he saw what i did and wont come back. of course he swears to my mother that he didnt hit me and that i am just crazy. i am not crazy. he is a dick head who thinks that he can walk over everyone because he is stronger than them. i may not be able to hit him back anymore, but i can destroy everything that he owns. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | to feel old school |
| What is your favorite color?: | is buzz a color? |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | goddamn, man, i havent heard buzz in like five years. i dont even think i have a copy of it anymore. |
| What is your name?: | Taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to eat peas |
| What is your mood?: | Poor |
| Comments: | a little licorice tea, a little magazine, throw in some buzz for good measure and you're set.
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| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | yeah, but which album?
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| What is your name?: | Taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to set zach straight |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | well... it could be rosebud too, you know. but alas, i was feeling nastolgic. jump little children it is. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | to sit around in my underwear all day and be just like taylor |
| What is your favorite color?: | plaid, like my jammies |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | damn, this is hard. ive narrowed it down to two bands. its either jump little children, or just plain jump. damn, could you give us a clue? |
| What is your name?: | taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to find a suitable quest |
| What is your favorite color?: | crapple orange |
| What is your mood?: | Hungry |
| Comments: | jay clifford is one talented bastard.
and a shiny new penny goes to whoever can guess what i've benn listening to for the past several hours (yes... i'm still at home in my underwear, lay off) |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | to encourage the t-dog |
| What is your favorite color?: | the color of my healing eyeball |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | well, for all those who are feeling under the weather for lack of motivation/creative juice, id just like to say that after seven long years of loving labour with my guitar, im just now starting to learn how to sing with the damn thing. ive always been afraid of my voice, lack of rhythm, what have you, but i finally got over it, and ive got a long hard road ahead of me, but i am at last on the fucking road. so cheer up, emo kid. remember that some of have never even been in a band, for whatever my stupid reasons have been, although id like to blame it on bad luck, but we all know that i couldve tried a good deal harder than i have to find one. so, for what it's worth, i have confidence in you, taylor. so you better send me and matt a goddamn tape asap, or will track you down and put gum in your hair....or maybe just kick you in the balls. |
| What is your name?: | taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to post all the day long |
| What is your favorite color?: | fucksuckle purpley blue |
| What is your mood?: | Etc.....? |
| Comments: | i am aware that my last post, due to my haste and lack of suitable lighting to view the keyboard, was jam packed with typo's. before anyone makes any snide remarks i am making it known that i am aware of these mistakes. good day to you all. |
| What is your name?: | taylor |
| What is your quest?: | catharsis |
| What is your favorite color?: | tascam fourtrack blue |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | jesus christ, what has my life come to. i always thought by the time i was 23 i would have done something a little more worthwhile than sitting around my apartment in my underwear writing songs about absolute nonsense. it's especially frustrating when, while screaming about corndogs to the tune of talking heads' "lifetime piling up", i see adds for my friends bands online and on tv. i left charleston and half the fucking people i know got, or are in the process of getting, record deals. now i'm not jealous, it's just that all three of the bands i am speaking of include people i have played in bands with in the past. hmm.... smells like bullshit. i suppose i could quit bitching, get out the four track, and join tje ranks of musicmakers once again. it's tough though, not knowing anyone up here that will really give you honest feedback to these silly little songs. i elect matt and zach to play the role of shitty song detectors from this day forward. i'll try to get some tapes out soon to you guys. i've been spending stupid amounts of time trying to figure out what soundcard and converter thingies i need to turn this g4 into the all powerful recording center i know that it wants to be. until then it'll have rto be the fourtrack. to anyone one who read all of this rambling, your time is appreciated and you will be rewarded with smiles and thumbs ups from all off your friends and colleagues for a job well done. good day to you all... who needs a drink. |
| What is your name?: | taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to apologize to jason for the prior confusion... |
| What is your favorite color?: | shit basket maroon |
| What is your mood?: | Sad |
| Comments: | hello all.... it is sunday and i actually don't have to work so i thought i'd check in with my little friends here. words of advice: DO NOT spend rainy sunday mornings sitting around listening to new order when you are already a bit depressed. formula for badness, that's what that is. one thing that has made me a bit happier though are the new ben folds ep's, three of them to be exact. they are very good. also i am finally reading the 5th harry potter book, that has been keeping a great deal of my attention the past day or so. now that i think about it, I really don't have anything of substance to say other than hello and that should be enough. everyone go see garden state when it comes out (aug 4th?) it looks super-duper good. good day to you all. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | Going to see M. Night Shyamalan's "The Village" |
| What is your favorite color?: | definitely not red! the bad color! |
| What is your mood?: | Poor |
| Comments: | Taylor... those were not my rants. Those belong to Sara Smith.
My posts are under "Jason" Her's are under a series of dots. Like this .......... Just clearing things up. But she wrote the posts at my house... so I guess you were kinda right. |
| What is your name?: | taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to take a dump on all of your lawns |
| What is your favorite color?: | the color of the stains on zachs underwear |
| What is your mood?: | Retarded |
| Comments: | jason... you must find something else to do with your energy and efforts rather than subjecting us all to your endless rants. you should consider taking up knitting or crosswords even. as for the rest of you, um, hi. more to follow.... good day. |
| What is your name?: | ............ |
| What is your quest?: | its just the adderall |
| What is your favorite color?: | monkey mud |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | dead drops
Beautiful blank tree phlegm begs us to fill it. Pulp tirelessly pressed into flat white collective reams. Sometimes lined to bring order into meandering thoughts. This is what I am given. Instructionless instructions to give purpose to blank paper. I have already crumbled it. Any hope of a traditional panoramic viewpoint amongst endless stars has already floated away into the space between my toenails and dead skin. Part of the same body that distances itself from the whole. Sunshine speaks like a positive beacon in the sky of an oncoming summersault storm. I have located the muscles for happy time smiles, but have let them atrophy into daily draughts upon the incorrigible soul. Not that I have honestly given in to unencumbered exile. I make lipstick misery more of a monetary inconvenience. My hate for all of you is deserving. It is the emotion I can muster. It is full and free. An expression of my undying gratitude. If you all did not acknowledge my straight-forward existence and claim love words, I could commit the selfish act of suicide. I live for everyone else and their image of the intangible moments that I have given them. Though it means that I bathe in prolonged sleep. Hide behind activist rhetoric. My eighty-two year old scrambled of egg of a grandmother sees herself as having lived for the bratty babes that now neglect her in senility. She cannot die. You have to live for yourself. Find some good in your own haughty existence. I just do not want Motown records to bother squeezing out soulful tunes for my branded hide, only to become some unwanted hip-hop cliché. Yet, I commit crimes against humanity towards those who’s mommies do not let them borrow their twenty thousand dollar car. I do my best, which is not worth much, to give other people bread and bookmarks. When really, I cannot help them much when all I have found for myself is a materialistic mirage. I refuse to reframe my experiences. They are sick livers and lungs lingering laughter to torture my depression. Scary death syndrome has been with me for most of my angsty years. I will not cut any deeper than irrational blood fights with my father. So I am not dangerous. Just a disservice to human kind. |
| What is your name?: | ................ |
| What is your quest?: | to leave jason's house |
| What is your favorite color?: | tear jerked smiles |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | Jason
Stationary. Agitation pine-needled the toll taken upon an open heart. Leeches contemplated the necessity. Self-destruction- a more formidable fallacy. Rivers of insecurity measured three hundred connected toilet paper sheets around the girth of narcissistic novels and black eyed music. Friendly love until death do you part. Don’t be a part of forever. Take now and rip at un-open arms until the bruises bake in the Carolina sun. Make pain your Majesty’s mistress. Certain like the look of southern women with fly swatters in hand. But also, love. Like an eight day adderall binge. Use the drugs, hidden in your cobwebbed spinal column. Make them your professor in longevity. Splinter small minded creation. Breathe lust, exhale adoration. Frankly understand your aura isn’t fake guilt muddled amongst long-term plans. Belong to your own self ridden philosophy of barbaric loveliness. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | to point the shortcomings of online quizes |
| What is your favorite color?: | the color of my wang |
| What is your mood?: | Angry |
| Comments: | so i took the stupid quiz about surviving a horror movie. and the goddamn thing told me id die halfway through. which would have been fine had it not said it was because i was too scared to grab a knife and fight back, even though the only question concerning a knife, i said i would grab the damn thing, and the question about hearing a noise in bed, i said id jump up and get in my fiercest karate stance as apposed to pulling the sheets up and hoping it'd go away, or sit up and ask who's there. fuck the quiz. fuck it in it's stupid ass. |
| What is your name?: | STupid |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | I meant "Warren" not "Lucas" and "BASTARDS" not "BASTARD"
Damn I suck today. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | To post the quiz thingies... |
| What is your favorite color?: | I think everyone should do the ones i did for fun |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: |  Who's Your 80s Movie Icon Alter-Ego? Find out @ She's Crafty
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| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: |  What's Your Problem? Find out @ She's Crafty |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | To Divulge a Scientific Discovery |
| What is your favorite color?: | Green |
| What is your mood?: | Excited |
| Comments: | They have successsfully crossbred a penis with a llama. Make sure you have your sound on.
http://www.stfd.net/ It's also fun to open up a few of the browser windows to hear it multiple times. |
| What is your name?: | taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to smell like cheese |
| What is your favorite color?: | ploop |
| What is your mood?: | Sick |
| Comments: | i want to apologize for the turd comment... i was drunk you see. so drunk in fact that i ordered a pizza at about 2 this morning and promptly went to sleep afterwards... my bad. the fuckers charged my credit card anyway though, so i suppose the got the proverbial last laugh. good day to you all. i am going to take a nap now.
ps vincent gallo has a new movie coming out called "brown bunny" it looks splended. should be out in a month or so... so go see it. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | what's the problem, chief?
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| What is your name?: | in |
| What is your quest?: | fucking |
| What is your favorite color?: | full effect |
| What is your mood?: | Angry |
| Comments: | eat a turd bitches |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | to correct a mistake |
| What is your favorite color?: | the color stupid |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | yes, i realize that "giant step back" should have been "giant leap back" in order to stay within the bounds of historical quoting/stealing. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your quest?: | to rock |
| What is your favorite color?: | orange rhyming dictionary |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | so i just forced myself to play sweet avenue three times in a row and sing it at the same time. i sucked ass every time, but i think im getting better...maybe. thats one small step for me. one giant step back for the music industry...yay for me. |
| What is your name?: | the return of ........ |
| What is your quest?: | to rule this school |
| What is your favorite color?: | neon pink, like the really fat ladies on the beach wear |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | i encourage all of you to challenge my little brother in a chugging contest. i gave the boy his first Busch last night and i swear i've never seen someone drink beer so fast in my life. 6 of them. i was impressed. but anyways. i'm here now. entertain me. or atleast answer your phones so i can come over and stare at the tv with you. |
| What is your name?: | mutha fucking sarah |
| What is your quest?: | i guess the rid the world of jason...seeing as how everyone else is. |
| What is your favorite color?: | your mom |
| What is your mood?: | Angry |
| Comments: | my fucking car broke down again. grr.. god hates me. i know it. and i'm thirsty.. wa wa wa. so i would say "hey guys..lets hang out." but wait..I DONT HAVE A FUCKING RIDE! I hate myself. die die die die. Have a good day:o)...fuckers. |
| What is your name?: | taylor |
| What is your quest?: | to find kittens |
| What is your favorite color?: | grayish pink |
| What is your mood?: | Tired |
| Comments: | i have not had near enough sleep to be going to work right now but guess were i'm going? i shall be strong and brave another day of pushy, needy customers.
while i am at work though all of you should find and view the trailer for "garden state".... looks amazing. |
| What is your name?: | harry zacher |
| What is your quest?: | also to rid the world of jasons |
| What is your favorite color?: | red hot, like the poker im going to shove of the evil one's ass |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | ok, harry zacher just sounds stupid and/or pornographic. anywho... yes, i agree that whole itunes thing is bullshit. why cant we just go back to pirating music like civilized people used to? |
| What is your name?: | lord taylormort |
| What is your quest?: | to rid the world of people named jason |
| What is your favorite color?: | shit |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | well well well... i haven't been here in a while, not having a computer or at least access to one has been a hard road that i hope none of you will have to travel anytime soon. but i have returned and the fun shall begin... wait for it... any minute now... ok, the fun will begin later i suppose. ANNOUNCEMENT! i am addicted to itunes and need immediate assistance. they have this store thing to download music and those dirty bastards keep getting all these "exlusive" ep's that you can only get from itunes. to name my two most recent downloads, an alkaline trio 5 song ep and an iron and wine 4 song ep... only available on itunes? eat my ass... there has to be another way. anyway... i miss evertone and hope to return to the city of charleston with much haste, though it will likely be christmas, until then we shall communicate throught the click-clack of our keyboards... good day to you all. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your favorite color?: | purple, like the big fuckin' shiner under my ere |
| What is your mood?: | Mad at Jason |
| Comments: | jason, you pig fucker! i got a black eye now! |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | To display a 37 |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | My MySpace profile views...
Profile Views: 337 |
| What is your name?: | Sarahcore your heart out... |
| What is your quest?: | to beat your ass fucka |
| What is your favorite color?: | lick |
| What is your mood?: | Retarded |
| Comments: | I HATE YOU GUYS, I'M DIEING AND YOU DONT CARE! nah i'm not really dieing and i dont really hate you guys...but i really do wish someone would call me...HINT HINT FUCKERS!!!! |
| What is your name?: | matt |
| What is your mood?: | Poor |
| Comments: | Going to work at 9 in the morning sucks. You guys suck, because by posting and making me have to move these posts to the saga too, ill never finish htmling the old guestbook entries and yeah. nah-nah nah-nah. |
| What is your name?: | what is YOUR name? |
| What is your mood?: | Poor |
| Comments: | I AM ALERTING YOU THAT:
Luke's uniform number in Cool Hand Luke was 37. add that to your list. mothafucka. |
| What is your name?: | mutha fuckin sarah |
| What is your quest?: | to sign the book of lost dreams |
| What is your favorite color?: | fushia...i think i spelled that right |
| What is your mood?: | Satiated |
| Comments: | Hey, havent posted in a while..and i havent seen you fucks in a while either. i want to say sorry to Zach and Jason for not hanging out with you guys the other night that you were at my house. I know that was mean of me..and i'm sorry. but we should hang out again..and this time i wont spend an hr on the phone with Luke. Promise! I love you guys. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | Do what? I don't get it.
endersreflection (2:38:11 AM): thats definately so you can talk to her. but why? why do you want a dumb girl? Emperor Chaos (2:38:41 AM): I've always liked them because they learn from me... I liked Alyse and she's not taht bright, well she is now, but she wasn't endersreflection (2:39:19 AM): i bet anything she's still not on par with matt, me, or you Emperor Chaos (2:39:35 AM): well maybe not me and Matt. |
| What is your name?: | ......... |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | favortie quote of the weekend:
"i'm a puddle stuck in a sentence." i'd like to see you bitches try and do that. yeah. you know i rock. call me matthew or i'm going to kill you. leave a message with your phone number because i lost my cell phone at some point. peace and chicken grease, as Bubba use to say. |
| What is your name?: | Jason |
| What is your quest?: | To post of course! |
| What is your favorite color?: | GREEN STILL!!! |
| What is your mood?: | Excited |
| Comments: | Oh Zachary, maybe if you used Nutscrape instead of Microshaft Internut Exploder, we could have found your post. Netscape keep better records. There is still one more place I can look to get the old posts back. I haven't yet though.
---- http://hollings.senate.gov/~hollings/press/2003A07A46.html This is an interesting article. I think it is time that I contacted Senator Hollings. I believe him to be a very good man after looking back on everything he's done this past year. He's helped the environment and gotten funds appropriated for deep-ocean missions as well as loggerhead turtle research. I believe him to be showing that he does care. This I didn't like... $7,265,008,894,040.40 It's how much money Bill Gates has... no actually, its our national debt as of July 14th, 2004. Funny how this time last year, as records show, it was a trillion dollars less. A TRILLION DOLLARS LESS. A FUCKING TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS!! It's time for meaningless fun: $605,417,407,836.70 a month $600+ billion $139,711,709,500.78 a week ~$140 billion $19,904,133,956.28 a day ~$20 billion $829,338,914.84 an hour ~$830 million $13,822,315.25 a minute ~$14 million $230,371.92 a second ~$230 thousand You can see that it would take quite a while to pay off this debt. Ahh! Here we go... if we pay $0.23 every microsecond, we should have it done in a year. Who's got a quarter?! Uh-oh! Too late, we've already missed about 2 million microseconds. ---- "We don't need more time to talk over a solution / We know what we need we need a fucking revolution / We don't need your war machine or your filthy blood-stained dollars / We've got one thing you don't have / We've got we've got we've got the numbers!" -Anti-Flag |
| What is your name?: | ....... |
| What is your mood?: | Happy |
| Comments: | mmmmmm. liquor. i feel better. |
| What is your name?: | zach |
| What is your mood?: | Feeling Zachish |
| Comments: | i cant believe you douchebags lost my last post. |
