What is your name?: Matt
What is your mood?: Happy
Comments: Yeah, well I think I have hung out with you a good deal this summer. As for Jason being too good to hang out with you. Well as far as I know Im the only person who hangs out with Jason and that generally entails waiting for him to call me back and me having to go get him. It requires much patients and work, which it shouldnt. And as for Zach, well Zach, I told you I wasnt the only one who felt like that.
Sunday, July 4th 2004 - 08:45:23 PM

What is your name?: sara
What is your mood?: Angry
Comments: yeah well i dont care if you guys worked things out, i'm still irritated. primarily because zach uses lara and ashley's speedy return to where ever they live when they arnt in charleston as a reason why he favors hanging out with them over hanging out with people like me. i think its bullshit. i'm leaving August 11th and the only thing that it will mean to Zach is that he thinks he'll have to deal with me insisting that i see him a few more times before i go. After all of the bitching about being lonely when he was in Minnesotta and the millions of conversations we had about the fun things we were going to do when it was finally summer and we were both back in charleston again, he turns around and makes me feel like some sort of degenerate retard everytime i call him to hang out. I understand that you have to work, but you need to learn how return messages. it pisses me off and hurts my feelings when i have to practically beg the people who are supposed to be my friends to hang out with me. Well Zach Lowe, you arent that fucking cool. I wont waste my time calling again. as for the rest of you, you do the same shit. jason has been particularly assholish lately. i mean i thought jason of all people would be estatic about someone wanting to hang out with him, but i guess he's also too full of himslef to return a phone call. i will admitt that matt is getting better about returning phone calls and such. infact i dont think i've seen this much of matt in the entire 5 years that i've known him. but thats probably only because zach "sets it up" so he is stuck hanging out with me instead of cool people like zach and ashley. but whatever.i'm sounding bitching and irrational. and i know that i've hung out with all of you a good bit this summer, well except zach, but we have hung out 2 or 3 times. I'm just pissed off because i'm about to leave town. and while its my choice, it doesnt mean that you guys cant make it easier on me. i have to go eat. bye
Sunday, July 4th 2004 - 06:45:03 PM

What is your name?: zach
What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish
Comments: so matt and i talked out our problems last night. we agreed that i was right all along like i usually am, and put the rest behind us. in fact here he comes now to give me a hug.... for some reason he's holding a knife....laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sunday, July 4th 2004 - 05:32:10 PM

What is your name?: Matt
What is your mood?: Happy
Comments: Im the douche bag. For letting you live at my house without paying rent and expecting to see you more than 4 hours a week. Yeah Im a fucking douche bag, for driving to Minnesota to give you motivation to come back and expecting to see you more than every other fucking person who didnt drive to Minnesota to get you. Yeah, in the lara situation, it is lara not laura, your right i dont want to go to the beach everyday when im fat and disgusting looking and when i was working spent all day in the sun, so no i didnt want to go back out in the sun, so thats on me. And sophie is on me, which i admitted. But the ashley thing has and still does infuriate me. When you were in rock hill you hung out with her without me. And before rock hill and now that you are living in my house you still hang out with her without me. Now if its her that doesnt want to see me thats fine, I can handle that. But she claims to be my friend. And when I live with you but am not invited to hang out I feel kind of neglected there. Yes sara was on her way over, but this is the thing. You came home and i was like i thought you were hanging out with ashley and then you were like well she said shed call me later so i didnt know if that meant later tonight or tommorow. So I assumed you would be hanging out with me, bad assumption on my part. Then you ask me if its cool if Sara comes over and Im like yeah and then ashley calls you and you ask me if i want to ride with you to go get her then your like no, i guess you have to wait for sara to get here and then your like well we will probably be back after you got dinner with her. I wanted to go but you set it up so i couldnt go and you and ashley never came over. and yes i do find it amazing that you noticed since you never have before. Ive gone days without seeing you or talking to you and you havent noticed, why would i think it would be any different. and as i recall the last time we were hanging out we werent watching tv, we were listening to music and talking and then ashley called and you dropped everything to go buy her dinner. Im sorry that im so fucking boring that you dont want to hang out with me, because all i do is watch tv and dont sit there and sing and dance to fucking entertain you. Maybe Im just being an asshole but when i drove to Minnesota with Amy and Jason and brought you back to live at the cheapest place you could ever find to live I thought we would hang out. I didnt know Zach Lowe had become this guy who all he did was go out places. Because the entire time Ive known you youve never been like that. I dont feel like Im being a whiny bitch, since Im not the only one who is wondering where Zach is, like Jason, Amy, Sara, Sarah. All of these people who have been your friend alot longer than the people moving. But I dont want you to hang out with me if its going to bore you. Do what you want, go out and have fun doing whatever it is you do. Ill sit here with Amy and Jason and watch TV and talk. Goodbye.
Saturday, July 3rd 2004 - 04:34:31 PM

What is your name?: sara
What is your mood?: Happy
Comments: i wanted to hang out last night jason, but you never called me back. so you can go to hell. or come over tonight... whichever. bring edward. oh and zach, you come too. oh and sarah, you too. matt and amy go enjoy the big fancy house.
Saturday, July 3rd 2004 - 12:21:13 PM

What is your name?: mutha fuckin sarah
What is your quest?: to beat this hang over
What is your favorite color?: NOT the color of puke
What is your mood?: Sick
Comments: holy shit i've got the worse hangover EVER. and to make matters even worse, i have an 11 hr work day ahead of me...i'm in hr one. shit. i'll never make it. i wanna cry. someone help me. WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, July 3rd 2004 - 10:30:33 AM

What is your name?: Jason
What is your mood?: Excited
Comments: OOOOOHHHHHH!!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! I'm putting my money on Matt. 50 cents! Woo! Someone hang out with me.
Saturday, July 3rd 2004 - 10:04:35 AM

What is your name?: zach
What is your mood?: Tired
Comments: it's late. i should be in bed, cause i got open tomorrow at work. but anywho, i guess im here to scold matt for being a douche. first of all, over half the times ive hung out with lara, ive invited you but you dont want to come. you said yourself you were invited to sophie's. and out of the two times ive hung out ashley since she got home, the first time sara was on her way over to hang out with you. the second time, last night before sophie's shindig, there was no one home, which you seem to think is amazing that it only took 24 hours to notice. because apparently im this big asshole who doesnt want to hang out with you. and im just pointing out that's not true. i know go out all th time but every time i do ask you to come you say you dont want to go. and, there have been at least a few times that ive been home, but you and amy were in your room the entire night. and when we do finally get a chance to hang out, we sit around and watch tv. im sorry if im so boring that youd rather watch tv than talk and listen to music, or that i get sucked into watching tv when its on and dont talk. and finally, the reason ive been out so much since ive been home is because many of my friends are leaving... okay two are leaving and one will be in savannah. but, nonetheless its usually one of the two that are leaving that im going off to see when i go out. and youve been invited to at least half of these things so dont give me any bullshit about not inviting you. we all would love it if you came but you never seem to want to. okay ive got to stop rambling cause im just repeating the same stupid thing over and over. im sorry. goodnight to all, and to matt, im sorry i havent been around much lately. nightynight.
Friday, July 2nd 2004 - 11:43:52 PM

What is your name?: Jason
What is your mood?: Etc.....?
Comments: So this must be the end. The breaking of the fellowship.
All's well that ends well. How come I don't get to house sit anywhere? And why is everyone housesitting? And Amy, Matt, Zachary? Did you guys notice that Amy's name starts with the first letter of the alphabet and Zach's starts with the last, and that M is the 13th letter of the alphabet. You guys are keeping everything equal in that house of yours.Matt- you'd normally be right about me doing something worthless, but when you made that post I was watching Edward Scissorhands. And it made me cry, as usual. But I did slepe all day today and all day yesterday, but it's not like I didn't try both nights to go to sleep earlier than the break of dawn of later. Oh no, I wasted 3 hours of my life Thursday morning trying to go to sleep at 4, and last night I laid down at 3 in the morning and didn't fall asleep until almost 9am.Right now I'm feeling kinda tired, so I think I might take advantage of that and call it a night before its even midnight. That way maybe I'll be able to get on a nocturnal sleeping schedule instead of this vampiric shit I've been going through.I've been so fucking depressed these last few days. I want to write shit about it... but I can't even find the motivation to write. Something like - one of my eyes is the sun, and the other eye is the moon. Something like that.

What do tears know of desert sand?
What would a sneeze say in the arctic wind?
I drown from screaming underwater. Bubbles.
Friday, July 2nd 2004 - 11:15:29 PM

What is your name?: Matt
What is your mood?: Happy
Comments: Im over at Amys parents house, as me and amy are house sitting it for quite some time. It only took Zach 24 hours to notice we werent home. Me and amy thought it would take much much longer. And as for Zach and Jason not hanging out with anyone, that can be easily explained. Jason's probably sleeping or doing something equally as worthless, Zach is or will be hanging out with Sophie, Lara, or Ashley and none of us will be invited. Well i was invited to sophies party but was in mt pleasant and staying in mt pleasant for the night and had to work in mt pleasant, even though i didnt go, and i was sick. but whatever. have fun zach with all of your female friends that dont like any of your other friends.
Friday, July 2nd 2004 - 10:03:36 PM

What is your name?: just your plain old boring sara here
What is your quest?: dont even bother reading what i wrote
What is your favorite color?: its not like you do anyways
What is your mood?: Fat, like Jason
Comments: yeah so they must have a thing against sara(h)s because i also called jason and zach to see if they were going to go see Fahrenheit 911 and they never called me back. stupid fuckers. i have a hangover headache and its not pleasant. i'm house sitting this weekend. its exciting i have two houses all to myself. cause i'm so special. and everyone should come visit me and we can shoot firecrackers at the animals i'm supposed to be taking care of. beautiful.
Friday, July 2nd 2004 - 04:03:52 PM

What is your name?: mutha fucka sara
What is your quest?: get me away from here i'm dying.
What is your favorite color?: shit
What is your mood?: Tired
Comments: no i'm not tired, i'm sleep deprived. i'm working on 4 hrs sleep...thats very little for me. i hung out with this guy Josh i hadnt seen in a really long time. and it was great. i had alot of fun. anyways, other than that...umm...what the fuck is everyone doing for 4th of July. i've not been invited anywhere..i'm insulted. and Jason..what happend to calling me about the movie...you fuck!! jk..i'm broke anyways. whatever...i'm fucking hungry..i'm going to eat..hopefully.
Friday, July 2nd 2004 - 03:39:37 PM

What is your name?: Jason
What is your mood?: Tired
Comments: A thought burst in my head and I need to tell you
It's news that I for thought
Was it just a dream that happened long ago?
I think that I just forgot
Well it hasn't been the first time
And it sure does drive me mad

There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy
There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy
And he makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting.
Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting

I shuffle through my mind
To see if I can find
The words I left behind
Was it just a dream that happened long ago?
Oh well...
Never mind.

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I loved you for the minute
when you decided to tell me the truth
I heard you and that night I cried for you
I know that you're alone just like everyone else in the world
Don't tell me that things don't get better
'cause sometimes they do
Sometimes they do and I know they will for you
The days are getting shorter
and you're forgetting the things you just said
I'm hoping that you'll move ahead
I wonder if you'll ever come to realize what I always knew
I wrote Holden Caulfield and so did you
I wanna know if you wanna wake up
I wanna know when you'll stop dying
for what you've done
stop crying for what you've done
it's only the past
it's only life
what have you done that's so bad
it's only life so don't waste time
why don't you stop crying
for what's done for what is done
Thursday, July 1st 2004 - 03:06:40 AM

What is your name?: sara
What is your quest?: to have happy dreams
What is your favorite color?: the color of grape juice
What is your mood?: Tired
Comments: ack. sleep. i need more juice. i hate coming home all fucked up and my little brother is here and he asks advice about shit. like how to you fill up the feeling of nothingness. and i try to give legitimate responces, but sometimes i'm just worried that i say the wrong things and he's going to end up all screwed up. though it is nice to have someone who respects your advice and is nieve enough to take it. he'll figure it all out on his own i'm sure. its surprising how similiar the phases i went through are to the ones he's going through even though he hangs out with a completely different crowd of people. it makes me feel normal. goodnight.
Thursday, July 1st 2004 - 02:53:53 AM

What is your name?: Jade
What is your quest?: ok
What is your favorite color?: BLACK AND PINK AND BLUE YAY!!!!!!!!
What is your mood?: Sad
Comments: Hi ugh! Jason told me to write something so i said hi ok now bye bye!!!!
Wednesday, June 30th 2004 - 05:02:27 PM

What is your name?: .
What is your quest?: .
What is your favorite color?: .
What is your mood?: Tired
Comments: 37 members of the new Iraqi government
Wednesday, June 30th 2004 - 05:22:51 AM

What is your name?: Matt
What is your mood?: Happy
Comments: That kid is fucking stupid. Almost all stories, epics, whatever, have the white side, the good side, versus the dark, the black. But whatever, let him spew his fucking propaghanda that he has based on a movie adaptation of a book. Because if he read the books, the lord of the rings, the silmarillion, the unifinished tales, the lost tales, the histories, etc he would know that everything he is saying is bullshit.
Monday, June 28th 2004 - 03:43:43 PM

What is your name?: mutha fuckin sarah
What is your quest?: to get cought up
What is your favorite color?: burp.
What is your mood?: Happy
Comments: Hello. ok so i've missed alot...maybe thats because i'm a loser and i can only get online when i'm at work. anyways.. Other Sarah, well your date was much more romantic than mine...we went to see Dodgeball with Corys friends, and then last night we went to see Harry Potter 3 with his friends, but i think i like him,i'm pretty sure i do. Jason, the fat dancing cat was great. though a little scary. Matt, i dont know what to say,i havent talked to you in a few days Zach, same as matt. Anyways, now that i got that out of the way. well i guess there isnt much more to say. So i'll be back later. Monday, June 28th 2004 - 03:15:10 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: dollydissolved: so it's their position that only the villains are black? dollydissolved: the wild men were villains JaDEd272: i think he is saying that because the Wild Men are mostly black, and i dont think they are villians, and that the black men of Mordor arnt really all black, a bunch of different races, then your opinion is wrong dollydissolved: i didn't suggest that the orcs were all black dollydissolved: i said that they were the only race that exhibited any ethnical diversity JaDEd272: and he said that some of the easterlings were also white dollydissolved: yeah, but there're never any black elves, hobbits, or dwarves Monday, June 28th 2004 - 12:18:54 PM What is your name?: Jason yet again... What is your quest?: This time with a word *to* our sponsor What is your favorite color?: green grow the lilacs What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: There's a lot of quotes by me on your page Matt. And that's not necessarily a good thing. Cat... I'm a kitty cat. And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance. Monday, June 28th 2004 - 05:27:21 AM What is your name?: HAHAAHAH JAson HHAAH What is your quest?: HAAHA What is your favorite color?: HAHAHAH What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: I'm retarded with laughter. THat's is the funniest thing I've ever seen! Matt, take Amy's computer off of mute and listen! hahaa.... wow. Monday, June 28th 2004 - 05:21:51 AM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: Stuff What is your favorite color?: Blood Red Mashed Potatoes What is your mood?: Happy Comments: Also, you all should check out www.godhatesshrimp.com I think that's pretty clever. The Easterlings were part of the Black Men of Mordor, and as I stated, were a bunch of different races... black, white, asian looking. And I said there weren't "Chinese" because its quite obvious that members of the Trade Federation in Star Wars are Chinese. Anyhow, the Easterlings are also called "Swarthy Men" meaning they were of dark complexions... tawny if you will. While this could mean an Asian peoples, it could also mean Indian, Native American, North African, South American, or Arabic. Hence, it's not just Asian, but "a bunch of different races" like I fucking said. But yeah... Elrond is a Mexican elf. He's a mix of the Mestizo human and the Sindarin elf. The Sindarin word is Meszarin which translates into the English "Mexican". Zach, lacha nedh iâ uin dúath! Can you speak Sindarin bitch? No? Well, I couldn't find a Sindarin word for "hell" which makes sense nor could I find a Sindarin word for "burn" which doesn't make sense really, but I basically just todl you to "Flame in the abyss of darkness!" which could mean something like "burn in hell" or maybe "There's a flame in that abyss of darkness. I wonder if it is a balrog." Monday, June 28th 2004 - 04:58:30 AM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: to make some corrections What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: actually, the easterlings mentioned in the books are asian-like people, i believe. so before you go parading your knowledge of middle, jason, i sugest you read the books. noonch. as for mexicans, i think the only time any races ever mix is less than 5 times by elves and men. but hey, they could be like mexicans. yeah. elrond is mexican. Monday, June 28th 2004 - 02:24:08 AM What is your name?: Fatass McBlobbicus What is your mood?: Happy Comments: Tell your little brother's friend to read the books... and then get back to you. The "Wild Men" of I believe the Southfarthing are mostly black. But the Black Men of Mordor aren't all black... just like... a bunch of different races. At least there aren't any Chinese or Mexicans in the movies and books. Oh and... I've had a wonderful weekend of solitude myself. Go to hell Sara. Monday, June 28th 2004 - 12:02:59 AM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: this is from a conversation i had with one of my little brother's friends. whats your opinion: dollydissolved: have you seen the lord of the rings? JaDEd272: i've only seen the first one JaDEd272: and read half of the 1st book. JaDEd272: which i need to be working on. dollydissolved: it's articulated in such an antiquated vernacular, though JaDEd272: i've enjoyed it. dollydissolved: it's propaganda JaDEd272: do you think it is presently being used as propaganda or that Tolken intended it be so. dollydissolved: i don't actually think it's propaganda, i just think it could thus be construed dollydissolved: the only race that exhibits any ethnical diversity is the orcs dollydissolved: and they continually refer to the antagonists as "the dark forces", etc. dollydissolved: and the only african-american throughout the entire series is a villain who's eventually impaled through the thorax dollydissolved: and he's riding an elephant, an animal indigenous to africa! dollydissolved: it's fucking ludicrous Sunday, June 27th 2004 - 07:42:21 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: so how was Fahrenheit 911? maybe i should just go see it myself. all by myself. solitude. i need to get back up on my mountain. Sunday, June 27th 2004 - 07:12:06 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: so i went on another date. it was with this guy named bob. he and his dad fixed frogmore stew. the shrimp were really good. his dad left and we watched a movie. then liz called and i made my getaway. he was a nice guy and all, but. just but. Sunday, June 27th 2004 - 04:30:22 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To do something fun What is your favorite color?: Red Hot Hatred What is your mood?: Angry Comments: Everyone is having fun but me. I'm gonna do something fun. I'm gonna kill someone. That will be amusing. mutha fuckin' Sarah - I'm glad you met a kid that likes metal. but I don't like him. I'm just kidding. Sara - We all know who Mr. X is Sarah. Okay. And no one is spying on us. I swear. Matt - Enjoy your day. Zach - Thanks for the ride home the other day, but I still hate you. Amy - This Bud's for you. Ben Weasel - No you asshole, this Bud's for me. You don't even drink, or so say the Queers. Go screech elsewhere. Saturday, June 26th 2004 - 03:37:05 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Happy Comments: and by Mr. X Sara means Wayne Saturday, June 26th 2004 - 01:43:15 AM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: thank fucking god. my two weeks of child hell is over. not that i didnt enjoy it, and not that i dont get paid an assload of money to do it, but Ms. Sara cant coordinate drinking, smoking, and eating pills with teaching children. well actually she can, but she turns into a grumpy little beast. and now she's going to stop refering to herslef in the 3rd person. OK so its friday night, i'm a happenin girl, somebody call me to hang out. Glad you had a good date other sarah. I had a little date of my own. yep Mr. X called me at 6 o'clock on thursday morning to see if i could come over for dinner. Knowing that Mr. X is a retard, i figured he was going to make me fix the dinner he invited me over for. But no. When I got there he brought me out half a dozen carnations. Then he brought me out a Corona, my favorite beer, from the 12 pack he had gotten especially for me. And then he made me a salad. And then he gave me the Red Pepper alfredo he made. and we listend to some music, not very good music but he tried, over dinner. awwwwwwwwwwww. And what was my responce, "3 years and I finally get flowers and dinner. Wow." but i was also glowing and smiling like a school girl. because even though it doesnt sound like much, its pretty fucking amazing considering it was Mr.X doing it. Then we watched 50 first dates, and Monster. Toodles. Friday, June 25th 2004 - 07:08:10 PM What is your name?: mutha fucking sarah What is your quest?: to crack my nuckles atleast 3 times in a row. that was random What is your favorite color?: seafoam green What is your mood?: Hungry Comments: yeah so i havent posted in the past few days. i guess i have some catching up to do. well i went on a date last night woot woot. with this guy cory. I think i've got a crush. Sure, he's a little younger than i'm used to. he's 18. but he's cute, and he's small like me. andi know you guys would like him becuase he has a fantastic taste in music. He listens to ALOT of metal. We went to see Dodgeball. Thats a must see. It was great. And hopefully we're gunna go see Harry Potter soon. Yeah so in other news...i work 7 days this week but i'm still going to try to hang out with you guys at some point. And i'm going to see Suhleena tomorrow. She got a new car. at 95 chevy cavalier. Poser. lol. Anyways, i'm out. Friday, June 25th 2004 - 04:12:24 PM What is your name?: I am so tired What is your quest?: Help me What is your favorite color?: ugh... What is your mood?: Mad at Jason Comments: ugh... Most... Powerful... Provinces... in the... World... 37 Sun Tzu AoW Halfling The Art of War Lionia (#37) 64,481 gc Thursday, June 24th 2004 - 01:40:14 PM What is your name?: Jasonheit 411 What is your quest?: To not sleep apparently. What is your mood?: Excited Comments: This is a little excerpt from "Fahrenheit 9/11" that I dug up tonight. Was the war in Afghanistan really about something else? Perhaps the answer was in Houston, Texas. In 1997, while George W. Bush was governor of Texas, a delegation of Taliban leaders from Afghanistan flew to Houston to meet with Unocal executives to discuss the building of a pipeline through Afghanistan bringing natural gas from the Caspian Sea. And who got a Caspian Sea drilling contract the same day Unocal signed the pipeline deal? A company headed by a man named Dick Cheney. Halliburton. And who else stood to benefit from the pipeline? Bush's number one campaign contributor, Kenneth Lay, and the good people of Enron. Thursday, June 24th 2004 - 12:30:34 PM What is your name?: Webmaster Flash 5001 What is your quest?: to someday be done updating this motherfucking webpage What is your favorite color?: black and white like the thousands of characters i edit in html What is your mood?: Elated Comments: I just added Sarahs quote and got rid of her old one, i changed alot of the titles for the different sections, i added some on broken wings, a life once lost, and dead kennedys lyrics, i updated my favorite music, i deleted robs pic, and hopefully fixed the etphonezach and bridget picture. and i ficed alot of spelling errors. yay. thankyou, goodbye. Tuesday, June 22nd 2004 - 10:13:45 PM What is your name?: mutha fuckin sarah What is your quest?: to have a quote put on this website What is your favorite color?: shit brown What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: i hate quote you can add. it came out at jasons house last night. here we go. "why is the door on backwards". Tuesday, June 22nd 2004 - 12:13:06 PM What is your name?: pimp master flash What is your quest?: to make jason throw What is your favorite color?: the pink fleshy color of my grandmothers sagging bottom What is your mood?: Happy Comments: dude, if you had to wipe you grandmother's ass you'd feel the need to share the image with everyone else. dont go hatin' grandmother fucker. Monday, June 21st 2004 - 07:38:21 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To respond to the quest below mine What is your favorite color?: definitely not brown! What is your mood?: Poor Comments: Okay Sara... That is inappropriate talk for Matt's guestbook. Please keep this kind of thing to yourself. Thank you. Monday, June 21st 2004 - 07:18:13 PM What is your name?: pimp master flash What is your quest?: to stay young forever What is your favorite color?: cancer What is your mood?: Depressed Comments: i just had to wipe my grandmother's ass. because she cant do it herself. and while i'm happy to help, i'm a little disturbed. Monday, June 21st 2004 - 07:11:25 PM What is your name?: matt What is your mood?: Happy Comments: ill do that next time i update it. :) Monday, June 21st 2004 - 04:52:54 PM What is your name?: matt What is your mood?: Happy Comments: ill do that next time i update it. :) Monday, June 21st 2004 - 04:52:48 PM What is your name?: mutha fucking sarah again for the 3rd time What is your quest?: to chage some shit around here! What is your favorite color?: tickle me pink What is your mood?: Happy Comments: i think you should make a mood called "inlove with sarah" and everyone will pick it because everyone loves me:-D Monday, June 21st 2004 - 02:54:45 PM What is your name?: mutha fuckin sarah What is your quest?: shut the fuck up What is your favorite color?: you too What is your mood?: Angry Comments: hey, i just read all of your quotes, and there isnt but one from me, and that ones stupid. i protest...or some shit. Monday, June 21st 2004 - 01:43:20 PM What is your name?: mutha fuckin sarah What is your quest?: to anal rape chris conley. What is your favorite color?: the color peanutbutter makes when its stuck to the top of your mouth... What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: wtf...i AM a flying midget. well... other sara..without an H, i will go by mutha fuckin sarah from now on...or sara with an H. so there's not cornfusion. whats up my fellow friendsters. i'm at work...rackin the big ones. fuckaz. yeah so the dashboard/get up kids/hot water music show was last night...AND WE ALL MISSED IT!!! what a bunch of losers. yeah...someone call me please. Monday, June 21st 2004 - 01:32:54 PM What is your name?: zach What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: holy shit! flying midgets?! that'd be the shit! Monday, June 21st 2004 - 12:08:56 AM What is your name?: Umm...Katherine What is your quest?: To claim my well-deserved oral pleasure What is your favorite color?: reddish goldish..like the hair on my... What is your mood?: Tired Comments: Okay Sara, you are totally forgiven. I was drunk and most likely took you more seriously than I should have. I certainly have friends that use the words "whore", "slut", "cuntrag", etc. affectionately. For some reason I was more sensitive in that isolated moment, and caught off guard. But yeah, bygones. Actually I've been feeling pretty blue lately about the way that alcohol seems to complicate things for me and others. Maybe it's finally time to give up binge drinking...hmmm. But yes, the mystery guest is me, Katherine. And as much as I mocked this whole guestlog thing, I must admit that it's pretty addictive. I started reading to get some background on certain social dynamics and then I saw my name...that Matt said I was really bored when I hung out with him so I felt compelled to correct him. I mean, jeez, it's not like I was expecting fireworks and elephants and flying midgets or anything. And now to cry myself to sleep because I am doomed to a life of perpetual heartache. Hahahahahahahaha. K-tizzle Sunday, June 20th 2004 - 10:33:36 PM What is your name?: sara What is your quest?: to give katherine oral pleasure until she forgives me What is your mood?: Happy Comments: oh katherine. I didnt mean it. honestly. you should never take anything I say when you are entering or exiting the room seriously. my saying, "Katherine, you whore" as you walked on to my deck was a term of endearment. as far as the word whore being an antifeminist term, i agree. but you see, i'm reclaiming the word. but really, i'm sorry. I didnt think that it was going to upset you. shit comes out of my mouth all of the time that I dont mean. and what it boils down to is that I'm really the whore. and i dont even have enough self esteem to charge people to have sex with me. so dont be sad. give me a call. not that i have my cell phone right now, its at jason's house until either he or matt brings it back to me. so i guess i'll just end up seeing you at one of our mutual friends houses as usual. Sunday, June 20th 2004 - 08:48:14 PM What is your name?: DUH What is your quest?: to prolong the misery of anticipation What is your favorite color?: something that captures my incredulousness What is your mood?: Depressed Comments: Synonyms: depressed, blue, dejected, dispirited, downcast, downhearted A mystery, Matt? Honestly. I thought it was so obvious I didn't leave my name. But now I'm mysterious. Lucky me. I overestimated you people. Sheesh. This is why I can't determine who my friends are. Hahahahahahaahahahaha. Just kidding. You're my friend Matt, and I love you...drunk or sober. And I love you too Sara...I suppose calling me a whore and meaning it is a forgivable offense.(Jeepers! A clue!) And I probably wouldn't have been so sensitive if I didn't, in fact, take money for sex. While we're being honest. Although I feel like the whole use of the term is antithetical to the feminist movement. But that's just me. Love to all! The oh so mysterious.......???? Sunday, June 20th 2004 - 06:45:18 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Happy Comments: Whoever posted this is not: Sara, Jason, myself, Amy, Zach, or Sarah. It could be Taylor but he generally only tells me he loves me when hes drunk. It could be Vadim but he said he wasnt reading the guestbook anymore or signing it. So the mystery continues, duh duh duh!!! What is your name?: Not Bored What is your quest?: Futile What is your favorite color?: A Shade of Grey What is your mood?: Excited Comments: Not bored. Not bored. Not bored. I love Matt. Saturday, June 19th 2004 - 05:08:29 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Happy Comments: Whoever posted this is not: Sara, Jason, myself, Amy, Zach, or Sarah. It could be Taylor but he generally only tells me he loves me when hes drunk. It could be Vadim but he said he wasnt reading the guestbook anymore or signing it. So the mystery continues, duh duh duh!!! What is your name?: Not Bored What is your quest?: Futile What is your favorite color?: A Shade of Grey What is your mood?: Excited Comments: Not bored. Not bored. Not bored. I love Matt. Saturday, June 19th 2004 - 05:09:47 PM What is your name?: sara "pimp master flash" smith What is your quest?: to get out of washing dishes What is your favorite color?: the oily pinkish color of the fluid that is in a jar of pigs feet What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: so it was good seeing you guys for a whole 10 minutes last night. wlecome to the other sarah. i will now go by the name "pimp master flash" so that there isnt any confusion. as far as who posted before my last post, it sure as hell wasnt me. i hate you. with all my heart. my guess is that it was zach. or maybe your girlfriend? yeah, that would make sense now wouldnt it. well i passed up tripping mushrooms last night. mostly because i was going to have to pay $20 for them. mushrooms are better when they are free. i have to go help my grandmother sew. goodbye. Saturday, June 19th 2004 - 01:36:09 PM What is your name?: mutha fuckin sarah What is your quest?: to comment on this guestbook finally. What is your favorite color?: your mom What is your mood?: Fat, like Jason Comments: woot woot, look at my...i'm commenting...ok so for the whole vadim situation, i'm not as aware of it as you guys are so i cant really comment. and as for you guys stealing sara's bear...thats weak guy...but funny lol. ok anyways, i'll get back when i have more to say. Friday, June 18th 2004 - 09:37:38 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: To see Braid, and I did What is your mood?: Happy Comments: Yeah, so Taylor is a retard and didnt like murder by death, so im going to murder him by death. I got chris's guitar pick, damons drum sticks, and a set list. im the happiest jimmy in the world. who signed the post before saras post?? Friday, June 18th 2004 - 01:20:34 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: To see Braid, and I did What is your mood?: Happy Comments: Yeah, so Taylor is a retard and didnt like murder by death, so im going to murder him by death. I got chris's guitar pick, damons drum sticks, and a set list. im the happiest jimmy in the world. who signed the post before saras post?? Friday, June 18th 2004 - 01:20:29 PM What is your name?: sara What is your quest?: to organize my students into a massive army that will some day take over the world with nonviolence What is your mood?: Happy Comments: so i finished up my first week of summer sail. it was entertaining. I have 7 boys and 1 girl in my class. we learned a little something about gender equality today. DeVante asked my why most girls were lazy and stupid. so i had to explain that generalizations were not nice. he told me that boys were smarter and stronger. so we had a little lecture on the way back from the feild trip about how boys and girls are socialized differently, but that each individual human being has the capacity to aquire different traits and that it generally doesnt have much to do with being male or female. oh and i also helped Kacy pick out Sojourner Truth's Aint I a Woman speech when we went to the Fort Sumter Museum. I think reading the speech helped her confidence level. The boys give her a really hard time. In an ideal world I would hope that it wouldnt matter that she was the only girl. But these are soon to be 4th 5th and 6th graders. There are all kinds of rules that I totally forgot about. Oh and it was really cute when DeVante started quoting the bible about reasons why women werent equal to men. Yeah, I told him we didnt discuss religon in the classroom. He asked why not. I said that not everyone believed in the same thing. Then he asked me if i believed in god. and then i said it didnt matter what I believed. ANd then he wanted to take a poll and ask his classmates what they believed in. And then I told him No once again. BUT DeVante is my favorite. And he wants to become president and i'm going to become his campaign manager. And Yesterday the whole class put together skits, chants, posters, and speech's for the fake protest that we are going to hold over enviromental issues. I'm excited. We've learned all kinds of stuff and gone on two field trips. I feel like I'm really teaching. Not just doing arts and crafts. yea. Somebody call me. I dont have to wake up at 6:30 tmorrow morning. Thats reason enough to celebrate. Friday, June 18th 2004 - 12:53:30 PM What is your name?: Not Bored What is your quest?: Futile What is your favorite color?: A Shade of Grey What is your mood?: Excited Comments: Not bored. Not bored. Not bored. I love Matt. Tuesday, June 15th 2004 - 04:43:32 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: Look here you retards What is your favorite color?: Namely fucking Zach What is your mood?: Sick Comments: Welcome to the dawn of the digital age you fucking idiot... Just press "Sign the Book" once. YOU HAVE A FUCKING CABLE MODEM! Dumbass... just be patient. You're not patient enough. Monday, June 14th 2004 - 10:22:20 PM What is your name?: beerthief mcgee What is your quest?: i believe the quest is self explanatory What is your favorite color?: amber gold, like beer What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: i can't fucking believe i did that. i need to stop going to parties. Monday, June 14th 2004 - 09:11:48 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: to explain once again What is your favorite color?: stupid people, oh wait, thats my least favorite What is your mood?: Happy Comments: you dont need to stop going to parties, you need to stop drinking. its obvious, retard. Monday, June 14th 2004 - 06:12:38 PM What is your name?: beerthief mcgee What is your quest?: i believe the quest is self explanatory What is your favorite color?: amber gold, like beer What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: i can't fucking believe i did that. i need to stop going to parties. Monday, June 14th 2004 - 06:02:59 PM What is your name?: beerthief mcgee What is your quest?: i believe the quest is self explanatory What is your favorite color?: amber gold, like beer What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: i can't fucking believe i did that. i need to stop going to parties. Monday, June 14th 2004 - 06:02:26 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: P.S.S.S Its my fucking birthday! and i had a pretty good party last night. infact everything worked out better than i expected. and i'm 20. and i'm not a teenager. and its wierd. but as long as i stay friends with you guys, i will always feel like a teenager. so it doesnt matter. :) Sunday, June 13th 2004 - 03:35:50 PM What is your name?: sara What is your quest?: to make zach admit that he's a lousy drunk What is your favorite color?: clear What is your mood?: Happy Comments: i cant believe you little bitches drove back to my house and stole my beer. i need to get a better dog. one that will rip your balls off if you step foot into my backyard without proper clearance. so did you guys like come back into my house? because i heard that thing in front of the stairs get knocked over again. you guys were going to try and molest me while i was sleeping, werent you? no wait, this is jason and zach i'm talking about. taking advantage of a girl never crossed their minds. just beer and fondling each other. P.S. matt, i really think zach wanted to give you the old heave ho sailor style last night. like he didnt even deny it when we said something about him cuddling in your lap. it was sweet. i should have taken a picture. oh and thanks for being a good friend and letting me know those fuckers took my beer. will you ground them for me or something? ground them like coffee beans. i'd appreciate it. P.S.S. i love my new bowl. teehee. Sunday, June 13th 2004 - 03:24:24 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To Settle Things Correctly What is your favorite color?: Black As My Heart Is - Red As Vadim Blood - Yellow As The Sun That Boils That Blood What is your mood?: Angry Comments: FUCK YOU VADIM! I will fucking end you. You dare say that none of this is directed at me? Furthermore... YOU DARE BLAME MATT FOR THIS SHIT YOU'VE BROUGHT UPON YOURSELF? NEVER BEFORE!!!! Never before have I fucking... well, when I get mad I start breathing heavily... and never before has someone said something to me online that makes me feel this way.! NEVER FUCKING BEFORE!! And here you are with your bullshit. Here you are with your lies and your fucking... your fucking bullshit! How can you sit here and say that it is Matt's fault when you brought all this shit upon yourself? So whatever.., stop being friends with Matt and be firends' with your fucking cokc... thats all that matters isin't it? So FUCK YOU! I will beat the living fucking daylights and shit and everything else that you can beat thefuck out of OUT OF YOU! YOU ARE A FUCKING LOW-LIFE PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD THAT HAS MORE THAN HE KNOWS GOING FOR HIM THAN HE WILL EVER REALIZE! I hate you. I hate your fucking existence. NOW WOULD BE THE TIME TO STOP BEING AN ATHEIST AND BELIEVE IN GOD.... BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING END YOU. You are the most pathetic excuse for a compassionate human being I have ever known. Sunday, June 13th 2004 - 04:58:19 AM What is your name?: vadim What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: a) i don't thing the breaking of glasses is a very valid reason to not like somebody... perhaps reason enough to give them plastic cups though. b) #2 was a funny observation, i'd really like to hear what exactly this was based on considering we could stay at my house whenever the fuck we wanted. c) jason, i was never really talking to you in any of the posts first place, so sorry, but this, as far as i'm concerned is between me and matt. d) "that night" commenced with jason trying to start a fight with me. this is a little worse than "inciting arguements" whatever range of possibilites that could include. e) "not believing" in something does not mean acknowledging its existance, which is why i said "i don't believe in santa clause" and jason told me to shut the fuck up. f) this is the one i really don't get : why have none of my other friends brought this "selfishness" up? the lack of a car yes, but all this other shit has been news to me, news not talked about by anyone else. why is that? g) prior to last night, i haven't been drunk for three weeks to be able to hang out with you, matt. h) fuck braid and pedro the lion. john vanderslice i could really live without. but losing my best friend fucking hurts. so goodbye matthew. this is the end of me for now. i'll never check this guestbook again either so jasons rejoice and continue fucking friends over. Sunday, June 13th 2004 - 02:18:39 AM What is your name?: Jason What is your mood?: Happy Comments: Vadim, what is the average number of times you've broken a glass? How many arguments do you routinely create when you're inebriated? How do I know nothing has changed? Because of these reasons: 1) The last night we hung out with you we told you of all of our problems with you; yet you still broke a glass and incited arguments later that night. 2) You seem to want to come over to Matt's house when you and Jodie need a place to fuck. 3) You never attempted to patch things up. You were fully aware that we (or at least I) was ignoring your phone calls. If you really wanted friendship, you could have posted on the guestbook about how you want to regain that friendship; instead of posts like "Is anyone still friends with me?" you could have started with something like "Hi. My name is Vadim. And I am an alcoholic." 4) Like I explained in my last post. You seem to need us now that you need a ride to see Braid. For the record, we've already got our tickets. And for the other records, I'm prety sure the show is sold out now. At any rate, the tickets are I believe only being sold advanced, so you'll need to find a ride up to Columbia first. Then a ride up to the concert. 5) As #4 explains, you need a ride. If I know nothing has changed, why haven't you driven anywhere to hang out with us? Welcome to Charleston, South Carolina Vadim. There's little in the area of public transportation here. You'll be 20 in November, and you'll still be without a license? I think it's time to make that big step. 6) I'm sure I could think of more reasons I know why nothing's changed. I just have to leave now. Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 08:45:05 PM What is your name?: vadim What is your mood?: Happy Comments: jason, how would you know what has changed and what hasn't exactly? Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 06:46:30 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To see Braid What is your favorite color?: White What is your mood?: Excited Comments: I'm going to see Braid too. And Pedro the Lion, and John Vanderslice. I wonder if Vadim realizes that talking about these things at such a crucial time proves our point more than ever. He's realized for some time that we have problems with him. We've explained it to him. Numerous times. But yet he fails to realize that by him needing us now before the Braid concert proves that he only needs us for the ride there. How can you not see what I'm saying? You've used your friends. You've used your supposed "best" friends. You've used people who've tried to tell you that what you were doing is wrong and unfair. Yet you've brushed everything by that we told you. We spent our time at night talking to you when we did hang out with you? We told us what was wrong with you. You took it in consideration; yet nothing has changed. Who do you think you are? Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 05:17:10 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Tired Comments: i am not mad at you dumping me. your message pissed me off a bit, but i mean its deserved i suppose. im not at war with you. i just have personal issues with you which i will not go into at this point and as opposed to causing drama have just chosen to for now not deal with it, as i know not exaclty how. i have written you a letter and have an old letter i have written you and have asked zach to give them to you. but he hasnt. if you want to know why i wrote you a letter as opposed to calling you or talking to you in person, is because a letter lets me get it all out and not just go blank. i love you, im just not sure i like you anymore. get zach to bring you the fucking letters. oh and amy doesnt find you calling her princess and "imperial majesty" funny, if you care to know. i need to go to sleep. Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 04:57:13 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Tired Comments: i am not mad at you dumping me. your message pissed me off a bit, but i mean its deserved i suppose. im not at war with you. i just have personal issues with you which i will not go into at this point and as opposed to causing drama have just chosen to for now not deal with it, as i know not exaclty how. i have written you a letter and have an old letter i have written you and have asked zach to give them to you. but he hasnt. if you want to know why i wrote you a letter as opposed to calling you or talking to you in person, is because a letter lets me get it all out and not just go blank. i love you, im just not sure i like you anymore. get zach to bring you the fucking letters. oh and amy doesnt find you calling her princess and "imperial majesty" funny, if you care to know. i need to go to sleep. Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 04:57:10 AM What is your name?: Vadimer Illyich Lenin What is your quest?: to see braid What is your favorite color?: lucky frame and welfare boy age octeen What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: matt, whatever the reason you refuse to speak to me now... braid.... braid..... braid. i have offered many a truce, called you every day for two weeks staight, left messages, called amy at the expense of annoying her imperial majesty, and at the end of all this you appear to somehow be mad at me for dumping you as a friend... please explain. Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 04:14:51 AM What is your name?: Vadimer Illyich Lenin What is your quest?: to see braid What is your favorite color?: lucky frame and welfare boy age octeen What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: matt, whatever the reason you refuse to speak to me now... braid.... braid..... braid. i have offered many a truce, called you every day for two weeks staight, left messages, called amy at the expense of annoying her imperial majesty, and at the end of all this you appear to somehow be mad at me for dumping you as a friend... please explain. Saturday, June 12th 2004 - 04:14:38 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Tired Comments: Born into this - a movie about charles bukowski. i dont know if its out, in production or what, i could find out and tell you all, but im too tired. It makes me very warm and fuzzy inside knowing i have tickets to see john vanderslice and pedro the lion, braid, and the pixies. and hopefully soon the cure and a couple of other greatest bands ever on some greatest bands ever tour. its to bad im too tired to enjoy knowing these things. no, im still enjoying knowing these things. i hung out with joe last night. some things never change. it was awesome. i also hung out with katherine last night, but she was very bored and talked to people on her phone most of the time. i dont blame her, im pretty boring. my mind needs to go be melted in the electromagnectic spectrum now, as opposed to heat and toxic chemicals, goodbye. i write alot for a tired person who doesnt even know how they are moving. awesome. Friday, June 11th 2004 - 06:02:30 PM What is your name?: Kurt Vonnegut What is your quest?: to keep living for a little while longer What is your mood?: Happy Comments: hi, i still write but now i use the internet to bitch about the state of the world today. it's great fun. http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0512-13.htm Thursday, June 10th 2004 - 11:46:13 PM What is your name?: Kurt Vonnegut What is your quest?: to keep living for a little while longer What is your mood?: Happy Comments: hi, i still write but now i use the internet to bitch about the state of the world today. it's great fun. http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0512-13.htm Thursday, June 10th 2004 - 11:46:00 PM What is your name?: matt What is your mood?: Happy Comments: instead of playing utopia, why dont you get a job. Wednesday, June 9th 2004 - 06:15:37 PM What is your name?: matt What is your mood?: Happy Comments: instead of playing utopia, why dont you get a job. Wednesday, June 9th 2004 - 06:15:29 PM What is your name?: matt What is your mood?: Happy Comments: to bad im the only one who would care, and i dont. Wednesday, June 9th 2004 - 01:38:50 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To Boast What is your favorite color?: Gray What is your mood?: Happy Comments: Highest Networth 286,000 gc Highest Land Area 1739 acres Highest Honor 1422 points Total Land Explored 472 Total Attacks Made 70 Total Wins 60 (85.7%) Wins Against Larger Opponents 27 (38.6%) Average Relative Opponent Networth 102% Total Land Gained in Combat 3545 acres Attacks Suffered 37 Times Defeated 32 (86.5%) Total Land Lost in Combat 2872 acres Thievery Operations Attempted 121 Successful Thievery Operations 23 (19.0%) Spells Attempted 1104 Successful Spells 710 (64.3%) Behead this Advisor Wednesday, June 9th 2004 - 05:15:27 AM

What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: to remind zach that the ribon around his cock is a reminder that he cant have sex in my house. not a cock ring.

Sunday, June 6th 2004 - 06:06:41 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: to remind zach that the ribon around his cock is a reminder that he cant have sex in my house. not a cock ring. Sunday, June 6th 2004 - 06:06:34 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To Be or Not To Be What is your favorite color?: The color of blood shined upon by a black light on a moonless night What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: Mmm.. Kyoto's... Mmmm... Zach... you're really excited about this little fille. What happens when I steal her away from you? Or more likely, what happens when I discover I can't steal her away from you and so instead convince her that you love the cock. And then show her this webpage. (Note that I said "convince her that you love the cock" and so I didn't come out directly and say that you love the cock.) Zach loves the cock. Saturday, June 5th 2004 - 09:12:25 PM What is your name?: brody What is your quest?: to own all the world's comics What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: look at you, you're the kind of guy that would beg for sex! and i should know; we can smell our own. Saturday, June 5th 2004 - 05:48:59 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: to neverendingly be zachs dictionary, because hes too stupid to know what hes talking about What is your favorite color?: the color of zachs penis, magenta. What is your mood?: Tired Comments: The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse. Thats what rape is. Its not rape if its willing, let alone if your begging for it, Mr. Lowe. Saturday, June 5th 2004 - 02:11:52 AM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: euhh? What is your mood?: Tired Comments: so, i think this girl victoria is going to rape me tomorrow. Saturday, June 5th 2004 - 12:33:32 AM What is your name?: Amburglar What is your quest?: to clean What is your favorite color?: silver like the sink What is your mood?: Excited Comments: zach and matt are off at work while i'm at home acting like a little housewife and cleaning. i might go to the gym but the most exciting thing about today is that i'm going to see the prisoner of azkaban tonight! i think jason might be the only other person on here as excited as me but i don't care i still love harry potter. yay harry potter! word. Friday, June 4th 2004 - 11:54:11 AM What is your name?: Amburglar What is your quest?: to clean What is your favorite color?: silver like the sink What is your mood?: Excited Comments: zach and matt are off at work while i'm at home acting like a little housewife and cleaning. i might go to the gym but the most exciting thing about today is that i'm going to see the prisoner of azkaban tonight! i think jason might be the only other person on here as excited as me but i don't care i still love harry potter. yay harry potter! word. Friday, June 4th 2004 - 11:53:45 AM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To Kill What is your favorite color?: Blood Red What is your mood?: Elated Comments: HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN!!! W00T W00T! Anyway... I sit here chewing a piece of Nicorette gum. Not that I need the gum. I haven't had a cigarette in over 72 hours. This is the longest I've ever gone... well except that last time I tried to quit. I haven't been chewing any gum either. But I needed something nicotinish. I just want to smoke just to smoke. It makes me look cool. Damn you Br1dg3t! Damn you for getting me to start smoking. Zach, get a job. Thursday, June 3rd 2004 - 08:40:47 PM What is your name?: vademon What is your quest?: to say hi What is your favorite color?: the color of shattered hopes What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: joe came by my work yesterday and he wanted us to hang out today. i gave him your phone numbers so if there is incomprehensible chatter punctuated by "yeah dude"'s on the other line, it was all my fault. sarah birch also wants all of you to call her. she says she's been really busy moving into her appartment but she wants to hang out. oh, and you have a message from ac lerok. i wrote it down let me read it to you... yeah. Thursday, June 3rd 2004 - 06:24:36 AM What is your name?: zachy What is your quest?: to ask a question What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: sp, are you calling matt the lord? Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 - 06:46:32 PM What is your name?: sara What is your quest?: to stop being a bitch What is your favorite color?: the color of lies What is your mood?: Happy Comments: good to know you made it home ok. i'm sorry, i shouldnt have made you drive. i should have made zach drive. god i'm an awful person... hows the no drugs thing going? i just smoked a bowl. it was yummy. jees, i need to shut up. you'll never talk to me again. and you just said that i was one of your closest friends. i always figured we were more like really good aquaintances. lord, i need a valium. please send down your son jesus to deliver me a pill. yes lord, i know, i asked you for the same thing yesterday. but satan came by and gave me an adderall so i didnt feel the valium so much. no lord, i dont have a drug dependency. the only thing i'm dependent on is your loving touch. i'm going to bed now lord. goodnight. Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 - 12:39:23 AM What is your name?: sara What is your quest?: to stop being a bitch What is your favorite color?: the color of lies What is your mood?: Happy Comments: good to know you made it home ok. i'm sorry, i shouldnt have made you drive. i should have made zach drive. god i'm an awful person... hows the no drugs thing going? i just smoked a bowl. it was yummy. jees, i need to shut up. you'll never talk to me again. and you just said that i was one of your closest friends. i always figured we were more like really good aquaintances. lord, i need a valium. please send down your son jesus to deliver me a pill. yes lord, i know, i asked you for the same thing yesterday. but satan came by and gave me an adderall so i didnt feel the valium so much. no lord, i dont have a drug dependency. the only thing i'm dependent on is your loving touch. i'm going to bed now lord. goodnight. Wednesday, June 2nd 2004 - 12:38:42 AM What is your name?: still smokin' What is your quest?: to apologize What is your favorite color?: the color of repentence What is your mood?: Tired Comments: dude, im so, so sorry. from now on i'll try and pay attention from time to time. Tuesday, June 1st 2004 - 01:34:43 AM What is your name?: Straight Edge What is your quest?: To live, to die, to try What is your favorite color?: The Brown paper bag color, like the one your mom used to...well you know where im going with this. What is your mood?: Sad Comments: I was just made to drive by 3 of my closest friends, when ive slept 20 hours in the past 90 some, when i have been doing some thangs, when I try and tell them that I was passing out, and that I cant drive. My friends made me drive that fucked up. Its my fault I guess, because I agreed to drive this person home. It just kind of upsets me. Whatever Monday, May 31st 2004 - 07:06:26 AM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Tired Comments: i look like a lobster. i can barely move i'm so burnt. i feel like my legs are on fire. note to self, wear sunblock. p.s. after 6 years of trying to get up on the skis, i finally did it. then after i skied for maybe 100 ft, a big boat came by and their wake knocked me over. note to self, dont ski on memorial day weekend. goodnight. Monday, May 31st 2004 - 04:01:34 AM What is your name?: Vadimer Illyich Lenin What is your favorite color?: the color of all things gay What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: Yes... We went over to Bones' place and guess who was there? Temple! Saturday, May 29th 2004 - 11:45:38 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: i spoke to you on the phone yesterday crazy man. and you never called me back later on that night. Saturday, May 29th 2004 - 05:13:34 PM What is your name?: associated vadimers What is your favorite color?: rainbow sherbert that only really has three colors What is your mood?: Loving the cock Comments: hi, is anybody still speaking to me? Friday, May 28th 2004 - 05:58:39 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To die eventually What is your favorite color?: the color of my heart - GREEN! What is your mood?: Angry Comments: I still read these things I just got nothing to say. I'm angry because the monarch of the kingdom we're at war with in Utopia won't surrender. Bastard. And I'm coming over at 5 too. Thursday, May 27th 2004 - 02:52:32 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: To tell Sara to get a job What is your favorite color?: all the different colors of stained wood! What is your mood?: Horney Comments: sara ill call you, shut up, i just got your message this fucking morning. come over today after 5 and bring me drugs and listen to me bitch, it will be awesome. zach, why is it that ive seen you like 5 hours out of the entire week? i mean i know im at work until 5 and go to bed between 9 and 11, but i mean you do live with me, it is kind of weird. but whatever. why dont jason or taylor post on here anymore. fuck them. fuck fat smith. Thursday, May 27th 2004 - 02:10:29 PM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: to enlighten the matthew What is your mood?: Poor Comments: taylor is the one. do not believe his lies. Thursday, May 27th 2004 - 02:33:54 AM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Sad Comments: matt, listen to your voice mail and then call me the fuck back. i offered you drugs in the message, thinking that would be incentive enough for you to call me. because i'm pathetic like that and i encourage my friends to use me. the idea that i'm not even worth using is very sad. so very sad. i know you are going to be all like, well sara i have a job and i'm fucking tired and i dont have time to call back stupid people who complain all the time. but then i'm going to be all like, but... and then i'll cry. and then you'll laugh. and then it will start all over again. and zach, please dont take me places to watch people i knew from high school do things that take motivation and talent. it makes me feel bad for not doing anything with my life. (though i did have a good time, please save me from myself again sometime. please). i need a job. give me a job. now. Thursday, May 27th 2004 - 12:40:04 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Happy Comments: I dont need to take a reading comprehension class, i made it past 9th grade. And I dont love myself so much to think taylor is coming to see me, he told me hes coming to see me, and not you. noonch. Wednesday, May 26th 2004 - 08:02:26 PM What is your name?: zach What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: my point was that you seemed to love yourself so much that you think taylor is only coming to see you. now go take a reading comprehension class,and get back to me. Wednesday, May 26th 2004 - 03:06:20 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: to teach zach to use a dictionary What is your favorite color?: stupid, like zach. What is your mood?: Mad at Jason Comments: Excessive love or admiration of oneself. Yes, thats what narcissistic means. Thats so me, all the way. Your so right. how didnt i ever see it before, it was rob with the narcissistic personality disorder, it was me. Where the fuck are you getting on the internet anyways? At Starfucks 5000? Wednesday, May 26th 2004 - 01:22:53 PM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: to punch selfish, narcissistic bitches in the face What is your mood?: Sad Comments: that was fucking weak, man. Tuesday, May 25th 2004 - 05:36:36 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: To not fall asleep and not go back to work What is your favorite color?: all the colors of peepee What is your mood?: Tired Comments: Work sucks, jason doesnt know, however the rest of the line goes...? Taylor isnt coming to visit you zach, hes coming to visit me, we just happen to live in the same house. douche bag. Tuesday, May 25th 2004 - 01:13:44 PM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: oh yeah... What is your mood?: Fat, like Jason Comments: taylor, when the fuck are you coming to visit my ass? and matt's ass? and everybody else you cant live without? Monday, May 24th 2004 - 02:55:24 PM What is your name?: zach What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: blah. Monday, May 24th 2004 - 02:53:35 PM What is your name?: yippie ky yay What is your mood?: Excited Comments: RESULTS:Our findings conflicted with Wunderlich's in that 36.8 degrees C (98.2 degrees F) rather than 37.0 degrees C (98.6 degrees F) was the mean oral temperature of our subjects; 37.7 degrees C (99.9 degrees F) rather than 38.0 degrees C (100.4 degrees F) was the upper limit of the normal temperature range; maximum temperatures, like mean temperatures, varied with time of day; and men and women exhibited comparable thermal variability. Our data corroborated Wunderlich's in that mean temperature varied diurnally, with a 6 AM nadir, a 4 to 6 PM zenith, and a mean amplitude of variability of 0.5 degrees C (0.9 degrees F); women had slightly higher normal temperatures than men; and there was a trend toward higher temperatures among black than among white subjects. CONCLUSIONS:Thirty-seven degrees centigrade (98.6 degrees F) should be abandoned as a concept relevant to clinical thermometry; 37.2 degrees C (98.9 degrees F) in the early morning and 37.7 degrees C (99.9 degrees F) overall should be regarded as the upper limit of the normal oral temperature range in healthy adults aged 40 years or younger, and several of Wunderlich's other cherished dictums should be revised. Keywords: Body heat; Temperature; MEDLINE RECORD, MDX Health Digest, by Medical Data Exchange Sunday, May 23rd 2004 - 12:10:40 AM What is your name?: vadim What is your quest?: to slay the jason What is your favorite color?: rotten pork green What is your mood?: Happy Comments: thank you matt. honestly. i guess i realized this problem, just not the extent of it. i don't know why i get self-righteous about the russian thing. i am not even really proud of this happy little status of mine. i didn't think i acted this way towards you you, i thought it was only to jason because he makes it a point to disrespect it, like he does a lot of things -- i don't know who started this. me, i suppose. but i'll try to help this problem, i need to slow down on the drinking anyway, you're right. i am not insulted at all. thank you so much for telling me about this i honestly really appreciate it. Sunday, May 23rd 2004 - 12:00:28 AM What is your name?: your mom What is your quest?: to tell the world all about taylor What is your favorite color?: dookie What is your mood?: Tired Comments: hello all... boy it sure has been a long time since i've been to this lovely site. since school got out i have had no access to a computer, so i have to brief messages. 1. this morning i purchased a loaded mac g4 which will be arriving at my home shortly so i can play with you guys all the day long. 2. i made straight a's this semester so eat a butt. good day to you all Saturday, May 22nd 2004 - 04:06:19 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To Know Everything What is your favorite color?: All the world is black to me What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: Matt, are you trying to rival me in lengths of posts on this thing? It shan't be done! To end the fucking discussion on the temperature thing... The average temperature of the human body is 98.61 degrees. We, as lazy Americans, tend to drop the .01 off the end of that. Using a Fahrenheit to Celsius converter that measures to the one-hundredths decimal place one will find that it equals 37 degrees and vice-versa. End it now bitches. And quickly... I guess we Anglo-Saxons are so wrong at everything we do. Fahrenheit must be entirely incorrect. At any rate... IF IT WEREN'T FOR EUROPE RUSSIA WOULD STILL BE UNEDUCATED AND RELIANT ON SERFS! If I'm wrong, why don't you ask Peter the Great? Did Voltaire not frequently visit Catherine the Great as well? Friday, May 21st 2004 - 08:41:07 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: oh yeah What is your mood?: Hungry Comments: and as far as the 37 degrees thing is concerned. Its not that specific issue im so concerned, if 37 doesnt equal 98.61 degrees i can live happy and be ok. The point is, one which i adressed previously, of no matter how many sources I find to prove you wrong, you wont believe me. And you say that the misunderstanding comes from everyone else uses celsius and we use farenheit so our translations are bad, but to know one you have to know the other to be able to translate, and maybe im foolish in making this assumption, but wouldnt scientist all across the world, mathematics being the universal language and all, have a unified way of translating? but whatever, it doesnt matter. the point is, no matter how many sources i find you will never believe me. because when you think your right about something you will not back down. and we are all like that to a degree, but whatever. i dont feel like babbling anymore. Friday, May 21st 2004 - 06:01:56 PM What is your name?: Matthew What is your quest?: I have a job! What is your mood?: Tired Comments: Well. I am a coward, not because I am afraid of your response, infact i await it eagerly. But the thing is, in person, I can never straight up tell someone how i feel because its hard for me to say mean things. Im sorry if that is cowardly. Vadim, Amy reminded you the day before I moved in, I think thats a good enough reminder. Which brings me to my first problem. You have the worst memory out of anyone I know. Now, maybe Im wrong and youve always had the worst memory, but at least now I notice it alot lot more. Now this is probably due to the fact of the copious amounts of drugs we smoked. But Vadim, you have epilepsy, one of the main symptoms, correct me if im wrong, is memory loss. Doing drugs, drinking especially when epileptic makes this even worse. Which leads me into my second problem which is you are an alcoholic. Now, I obviously have no room to speak, seeing as I was a pothead among many other things. But most people I can at least tolerate when they are drunk. Maybe its because they dont get as drunk as you or maybe its because your more of an asshole when your drunk, im not sure which. All I know is you get drunk, really fucking drunk and procede to get into conversations with people and whenever they disagree with you, they are wrong. Now, thats not to say you arent right some of the times. But it seems no matter what the topic brought up or discussed, you are right. And I dont know if its because your drunk and you just wont listen or if its because your drunk and your true feelings of knowing more than all of us comes out, but regaurdless you will tell all of us we are wrong about things and most of the time when we ask you for proof to back this up you cant remember what your proof is. Another thing is, and maybe im out of line here, but you think because your Russian you know and have experienced so much more than all of us. This may be true, I dont know, all I know is that when someone tells me I dont understand because Im not Russian and dont know what its like it upsets me, maybe thats an ego problem I have. I dont know, I think thats it, there might have been one more thing, I cant remember since Im really tired. But essentialy, and its not my place to ask this of you or expect you to do it, but im going to do it because i care about you and i care about our relationship. Is this. Its cool to get belligerently drunk every now and again, god knows i have. Its cool to drink often, as long as when your drinking often your not getting blitzed everytime, which seems to me what you are doing. And besides the fact that I find you annoying and sometimes want to punch you in the face when your drunk because your being an ass, I care more about the fact that if you are epileptic and if I remember my facts correctly, you are destroying yourself, and I dont want that to happen. That was alot. I have meant none of this to be insulting, these things i have said are how i feel and i would like you to adress them on here or by e mail. the only reason i didnt email you and decided to make this public, so to speak, is because i know more than a few who would call you friend are concerned as well and there concerns fall somewhere next to mine. I dont know what the hell im talking about anymore. goodbye. Friday, May 21st 2004 - 05:56:41 PM What is your name?: vadim What is your quest?: to get some things straight What is your favorite color?: fried hamburger brown What is your mood?: Tired Comments: i realize my last post may have been harsh. i do not want to be harsh, i want to be reasonable. the alleged "bitchfest" is not a single-party thing. it takes opposition to cause it. in this post i only want to clear the following things up: 1. i only intended to tell my friends about a good week i had. i do not feel that this is somehow inappropriate. if this offends you, then i'm sorry. i will stop this most extravagant behavior if it so pleases you. 2. if you want my help, ask. i don't think this is too much of a self-gratifying offer. i forgot about the exact date you planned to move in, true. but it is not my responsibility to track down all the friends that may need my help at the time, especially those who can just as easily call me. amy told me the date you planned to move in... amy told me about the date you planned to move in after daybreak on a morning after i had been drinking all night, and i had told her so. i also told her to remind me and to call me on that date if i had not called her prior to this and made arrangements. neither you, nor her did either of these simple tasks. if this train of thought is in any way unreasonable, tell me so, and why -- please. 3. The average temperature of the human body is 36.8 degrees. I thought we had settled on this as a true compromise -- as in: it is true, and it fitted what we both said. SOME NEW FACTS for you if you need them: your research is highly likely to be flawed because your research was probably all in english. This is a problem because most english publications on the subject would natively be using the british-developed farhenheit system and would have to convert their findings to celcius via the conversion formula. The formula is well known to be off by .1 to .2 degrees celcius. It was a joke at the university of ottawa (though it wasn't very funny) that the system was fine for the purpose of weather, but it did not help you when measuring the temperature of your child. This is all icing on the fucking cake of the fact that 36.8 rounds to 37! I thought we both understood this by now though. If there are any complaints about what i have said, please tell me! Jason, i did not even listen to the message jodie got from you. She deleted it right after she heard it, as she damn well should have. If this was supposed to be some roundabout-ass way of getting to me, as i am pretty sure it was, it failed. whatever shit you have to say to me, say to me and not a person not involved in what there is between us. and it is between us. do not target the bystanders like a coward! -- and that was both harsh and reasonable in my opinion. any further comments may be directed to ME and not people who are involved with me for fuck's sake. Friday, May 21st 2004 - 03:28:14 AM What is your name?: vadim What is your quest?: to get some things straight What is your favorite color?: fried hamburger brown What is your mood?: Tired Comments: i realize my last post may have been harsh. i do not want to be harsh, i want to be reasonable. the alleged "bitchfest" is not a single-party thing. it takes opposition to cause it. in this post i only want to clear the following things up: 1. i only intended to tell my friends about a good week i had. i do not feel that this is somehow inappropriate. if this offends you, then i'm sorry. i will stop this most extravagant behavior if it so pleases you. 2. if you want my help, ask. i don't think this is too much of a self-gratifying offer. i forgot about the exact date you planned to move in, true. but it is not my responsibility to track down all the friends that may need my help at the time, especially those who can just as easily call me. amy told me the date you planned to move in... amy told me about the date you planned to move in after daybreak on a morning after i had been drinking all night, and i had told her so. i also told her to remind me and to call me on that date if i had not called her prior to this and made arrangements. neither you, nor her did either of these simple tasks. if this train of thought is in any way unreasonable, tell me so, and why -- please. 3. The average temperature of the human body is 36.8 degrees. I thought we had settled on this as a true compromise -- as in: it is true, and it fitted what we both said. SOME NEW FACTS for you if you need them: your research is highly likely to be flawed because your research was probably all in english. This is a problem because most english publications on the subject would natively be using the british-developed farhenheit system and would have to convert their findings to celcius via the conversion formula. The formula is well known to be off by .1 to .2 degrees celcius. It was a joke at the university of ottawa (though it wasn't very funny) that the system was fine for the purpose of weather, but it did not help you when measuring the temperature of your child. This is all icing on the fucking cake of the fact that 36.8 rounds to 37! I thought we both understood this by now though. If there are any complaints about what i have said, please tell me! Jason, i did not even listen to the message jodie got from you. She deleted it right after she heard it, as she damn well should have. If this was supposed to be some roundabout-ass way of getting to me, as i am pretty sure it was, it failed. whatever shit you have to say to me, say to me and not a person not involved in what there is between us. and it is between us. do not target the bystanders like a coward! -- and that was both harsh and reasonable in my opinion. any further comments may be directed to ME and not people who are involved with me for fuck's sake. Friday, May 21st 2004 - 03:28:09 AM What is your name?: vadim What is your mood?: Tired Comments: Having been awake for twenty eight hours i've found some new things to say. i know you all have stayed up MUCH longer. i was not saying this to parade my cock around, simply as a matter of fact. i think i might have been to sarcastically harsh in my last message. it was never my intent to be harsh. my intent was only to be reasonable. i will try to keep this brief: 1. i do not think telling my friends about a good week i had is really that inappropriate. this was all i was trying to do. if this offends you, sorry. should i stop this most extravagant behavior? 2. it is not my duty to track down friends who need my help. i forgot when you were moving in, true. but i even told amy to remind me. because at the time i realised that i'd been drinking all night and that i probably would not remember a precise date that was said to me. matt, put me in your shoes, if i said "fuck you" because i didn't call you when i needed help, would i rightly be justified? 3. i thought we finally fucking agreed that 36.8 degrees was the average human temperature. NEW FACTS: some reasons behind your/my discrepancy are: the fact that probably all the research you did was in english. everywhere except canada where english is a primary language natively uses the fahrenheit system (the one created by the british). the translation formula is widely known to be inaccurate by .1 to .2 degrees celcius. All this is icing on the fucking cake of 36.8 rounding up to 37! i thought we already established this though. i really don't think any of this is out of line... at all... if i am wrong, please tell me so. Friday, May 21st 2004 - 02:31:00 AM What is your name?: vadim What is your quest?: to be done with the bitchfest What is your favorite color?: black, the color of matt's heart What is your mood?: Loving the cock Comments: i suppose i could have a few things to say back to both of you, but i will not say them. not because i have some illusion of being a bigger person but because i am tired of fueling you bastards' hate. zach i am glad that you're back. how was minnesota? Thursday, May 20th 2004 - 01:15:41 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: so i called everyone and no one answered their phones. Wednesday, May 19th 2004 - 07:31:36 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: to prove vadim wrong What is your mood?: Happy Comments: yeah, your still wrong about the 37 degrees things, since ive checked it out on like 6 other sources, but your russian and know everything, my bad. But as for moving in, you said youd help, amy told you when i was moving in and to call me and you didnt call me until the next day and proceeded to get mad i couldnt hang out. so i think i have the right to include you in the group of fuck yous to people who didnt help me. but anyways. And you did call Jason and he did talk alot of shit to you then and alot of shit about jodie, trying to get a rise out of you i suppose, which he didnt. so he called jodies phone and left her a message. it was entertaining. not as entertaining as lord of the rings risk, but entertaining. so i think brooke wants zachs nuts, and we need to help him out with that soon. i bought the new killing a camera dvd with all the extra special footage. my car drove 2500 miles in like 8 days, thats cool. wisconsin sucks. indiana, i think it was, is cool because you can buy liquor in the gas stations. i hope no one ever plans on moving anywhere further away than d.c. because ill never visit you unless you buy me a plane ticket. im gonna go jerk off in my dogs eye now. goodbye. taylor, come home. come home you son of a bitch and bring me your ep. i started playing bass. and i suck. its awesome. Wednesday, May 19th 2004 - 06:22:48 PM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: to get all my shit moved into my new crib What is your favorite color?: torquoise? naw..... What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: yay!, im back in chucktown! Wednesday, May 19th 2004 - 06:08:13 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: so... everybody is home?! thats exciting. alright. so i thought jason could atleast avoid sterotyping feminists (well he uses the terms feminazis because he's an ass) as lesbians. while i'm not like insulted or even care if you want to call me a lesbian (which i'm not, i'm perfectly heterosexual), i hate when people (namely fat ass bastards) associate all feminists with being lesbians. not because lesbian is a derogatory term, but these shit heads try to make feminism seem like it is a rejection of everything male and that feminists hate men. when the truth is that a large group of feminists are men. and the majority of women in the feminist movement are down with men too. so fuck you. over and over again. Wednesday, May 19th 2004 - 12:57:49 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To Post On This Guestbook What is your favorite color?: Sleep! What is your mood?: Tired Comments: howdy howdy... I woke up briefly cuz my dumb dog started whimpering at my door. Thought I'd check the old hub that exists here... lessee... Oh yes yes... Sara's complaining again... Zach thinks he knows how to work the internet... Matt is digitally bitchslapping everyone here... and Vadim thinks he's cool. Oh and Matt said I was talking shit, but I prefer to call whatever I did or was doing foretelling the future. Sara, you're gonna get the AIDs of the mouth from all these weirdos you meet. Honestly... Did you tell your new little man friend that you're a feminazilesbian? Oh well, back to sleep I go in a comfortable bed... NOT LIKE THE FUCKING FLOOR DOUCHBAG ZACH HAD US SLEEPING ON! Taylor-dog-what-up-yo? Come rock it down here in the South-hickity. Word. Wednesday, May 19th 2004 - 07:54:10 AM What is your name?: vadim What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: i got to columbia in a car with a friend of mine who you do not know, jimeroo. and i don't remember jason talking shit, but i do vaguely remember talking to him and that he left a douche-like message on jodie's answering machine, which is strange considering i was the one to call him. maybe i'm forgetting something which is damn possible considering we went all around columbia going to different bars and it was glorious, in keeping with the rest of my week. between baby head bowling, pissing off two thugs on line street, taking a tequila shot with ellen's dad, going to a lesbian bar, helping jodie move and sleeping in five different places, it's been ..um.. interesting. Tuesday, May 18th 2004 - 11:36:55 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: etc. etc. amen. mother fuckers. cant fight the cookies when they are overjoyed. sun burn. pink rain. chills climbing up my back. pizza. lemonade. blue polkadoted sequins. amen Monday, May 17th 2004 - 01:48:49 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: for sara to quit complaining, like she does, all the time, except for her last post What is your favorite color?: beer, like weve been drinking lately What is your mood?: Elated Comments: so vadim why were you in columbia, and how in hell did you manage to get there? and do you or jodie remember all the shit jason talked to you. and where the hell is taylor? hes probably not posting, because sara is the only one posting. hahahaha. well later, suckers. Sunday, May 16th 2004 - 09:27:22 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: oh boy. there IS life out there. Friday, May 14th 2004 - 11:11:08 PM What is your name?: zach's back What is your quest?: to make it home with my car What is your favorite color?: amber, like the liquor we've been drinking of late What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: cheer up kiddo, we'll be back soon. Friday, May 14th 2004 - 05:12:32 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: yeah. text messaging me, while i am glad to hear you got to MN safely, is just not the same as leaving a post up here. its lonely in cyber space. i have nothing to look forward to online now that you guys dont post messages. oh, but I met this guy, actually i've known this guy for years, but yeah he came over to tim and heathers and he is just so damn hot, hottest boy I know, and funny and nice and yeah well, that night was just fabulous (tim's kind of angry about the location of our make out sessions, but he'll survive), and anyways he called me, i called him, he called me, but we still havnt hung out again. and i'm all trying to play it cool and not act like i care because you know its just another one night fling... but dude, i could totally dig him long term. totally. and yesterday, i went shopping. and i bought an insane amount of clothing. but its all really cute and i like it and i went down a dress size. now i just need to get a new bathing suite. maybe i'll go do that today. instead of cleaning my house. wow. i sound brain dead. like a giggly, drama queen, begging for attention. 6 days in charleston and i've already lost my soul. lets recap: friday night- got drunk with liz at seth's house sat- went to the beach with liz, joey, henry, and travis, went to the bar with liz, met scary men, hung out with them, they bought me shots, we went to another guy's house, drank beer, watched liz do that evil drug that starts with a "c" that i hate sun- spent the day with mom, went to wayne's apartment, lost self control, ended up crying in the bathroom after it was over, called up liz, went and drank beer at seth's monday- checked my grandmother into the rehab place, went to heather's house, met the cute boy i was telling you about, got jiggy with it tuesday- went over to tim and heather's and smoked pot wednesday- went shopping, went to tim and heathers, smoked pot today- sits on the computer and acts like matt's web page is a goddamn diary. 6 days, no job, no money, no soul. mission accomplished. Thursday, May 13th 2004 - 02:08:52 PM What is your name?: sara What is your quest?: to waste a few minutes of my time What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: so you guys are gonna keep signing this even when you are in Rochester, right? because i'm lonely. i cant believe that everyone left as soon as i got into town. i mean i guess i've been keeping myself busy. i've been drinking a lot of beer, smoking a lot of pot. but my other friends may get tired of me mooching off of them soon. thats why i need you guys to come back so i can mooch off of you. i didnt wake up in time to go to the beach today. which makes me a loser. i went yesterday, and the day before. i hope you guys are having a fabulous fucking trip. and matt better uphold his promise and bring back lots of liqour like he said he would and let me drink it to make up for not letting me go with. i mean i understand that i'm not cool enough, or whatever, i've occasionally heard that people think i'm a bitch... but i'm funny occasionally, right? ok, i'll stop feeling sorry for myself. its just that my parents' house is a disaster zone. and they expect me to clean it. and i havnt even unpacked my stuff from school yet. and its just aggravating when all i really want to do is sit around and drink beer and smell bad because i havnt bathed today. maybe i shouldnt have admitted that. oh fucking well. everyone come back soon. and be prepared for me to start making frequent visits over to your houses whether you like it or not. and for me only to call you and ask you if i can come over when i'm already standing in your drive way. yeah. you cant avoid me. you might be able to lock your doors and all... but that would be mean. and make me cry. and that just isnt cool. and we all know how cool you guys are. charlie brown cool. riding the short bus cool... i got a fucking letter today from some dick head congressman saying (in a matter of words) that he was happy to get my letter, but doesnt plan to stop being an anti choice fuck head who doesnt support my right to make a decision when he doesnt agree with it. then he proceeded to gloat about the UVVA being passed. asshole. he'll be getting another letter soon. Monday, May 10th 2004 - 05:55:18 PM What is your name?: the vadiminghouse madrigals What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: shouldn't i be excluded as well since you don't ever call me either? i offered my help. it has not been recieved. i'm not really sure when i will be leaving for TN, it will be at least a month from now, unsentimental jim. Monday, May 10th 2004 - 04:55:45 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To Seek the Holy ZachGrail What is your favorite color?: We Got As Far As Minnesota, that's why I'm feeling Zachish What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: Well well well... Tomorrow we ride... ride the snake... to the lake... the ancient lake... the snake is long.... seven miles.... ride the snake... he's old.... and his skin is cold.... wait wrong song... --------------- In the desert we get sunburned. Tally up our losses by a broken down car. We're surprised we got this far. What will your parents think? You gave up everything for teenage love, and you're 23. Gave up everything for heartbreak and sweet cake for second looks and make out sessions under the stars. And when they look at our dirty hands we get followed in supermarkets. You especially with your backpack with patches, you're not even that punk anymore, they don't know the difference like I do. You gave up everything for a 1983 ideology, romantic novels in your back pocket. I'm sitting on my ass at the gas station smoking cigarettes. My feet are drenched with rain... I'm throwing in the towel. I'm excited.... but feeling more Zachish, still. Sunday, May 9th 2004 - 10:43:32 PM What is your name?: Matthew What is your quest?: To tell Kayla...you've got a broken face, uh huh, uh huh What is your favorite color?: Rochester What is your mood?: Hungry Comments: Kayla, I never call you because Ive been taking exams and moving into my house and then tommorow im going to MN. Which brings me to a point. No one, not one of you motherfuckers, has helped me move in or clean my house in any fucking way (aside from Jason cleaning the refriderator, congradufuckulations). Now Taylor and Zach are forgiven, being as they dont live here, and Im sure Zach will help when he gets here. Kayla is excluded from this because I dont call her, sorry, Ill work on that when i get back from MN. Sara is excluded because she helped me move out of rock hill. But everyone else, fuck you. And I dont want to hear your bullshit, you never asked me to help you. IM MOVING INTO A FUCKING SHITTY BROKEN DOWN HOUSE, DO I NEED TO ASK FOR YOUR HELP? Sunday, May 9th 2004 - 12:22:27 PM What is your name?: Kayla What is your quest?: to scalp the white men What is your favorite color?: clear What is your mood?: Fat, like Jason Comments: matthew i'm very disappointed in you YOU NEVER FUCKING CALL!!!!!tootles Sunday, May 9th 2004 - 09:35:55 AM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: not again What is your favorite color?: blue red green What is your mood?: Excited Comments: WE GOT AS FAR AS MINNESOTA! Well kids, in my Utopia province, I set my men to explore about 50-60 acres over the course of Saturday and Sunday morning that I'd been logging on... I just logged in at 6am to check up on the little guys. Our men are currently already exploring 37 acres of new lands. I'm telling you man. Utopia is based on the foundations of 37. Sunday, May 9th 2004 - 06:33:44 AM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: ? What is your favorite color?: ! What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: that was kinda harsh, if not obvious. Saturday, May 8th 2004 - 02:15:03 PM What is your name?: Jillian What is your quest?: to find some tang What is your favorite color?: bwack What is your mood?: Mad at Jason Comments: Alas. I remember the days when Jason was a mere 16 years old - pathetic, pitiable, worthless, angsty, and a bottom dweller desperately trying to get some tang. Look. Now he's 22. Saturday, May 8th 2004 - 05:23:48 AM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: none, today, thanks. What is your favorite color?: plaid What is your mood?: Tired Comments: hi, everyone. i just got off my third to last day of work. it would be my second to last, but someone asked to cover their shift on sunday. i dont have to go in til 12, and i could use the extra cash, so it's all good. now... um.... good god you'd think i could think of something interesting to say once in awhile. grr... hmmm.... how about " EVERYBODY GET READY FOR MY TRIUMPHANT COMEBACK! TICKETS ON SALE NOW! SHIT! NOW THEY'RE SOLD OUT! TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE ON EBAY FOR TWICE OR MORE WHAT THEY'RE WORTH! ROCK ON! PARTY FOR ZACHY, 2004! " yea, baby. Friday, May 7th 2004 - 05:34:22 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Happy Comments: so here i am sitting at matt's house... but matt's asleep. infact matt doesnt even know that i'm here yet. though he was aware that i would be stopping by... and while i understand he has exams, i thought he'd atleast you know say hi or something before he ran away. but oh well. i met some people as i was walking in to his house. maybe i should invite them up and have a party. heh. he'd never know. heh. Thursday, May 6th 2004 - 11:52:00 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your quest?: To let the Scorpians know im the only person who ever supported them when I saw them in concert What is your favorite color?: Black, like scorpians What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: Im feeling quite Zachish, since im going to see him soon. And im glad your glad we are all coming back Vadim, but wont you be leaving for TN shortly after we get back? And yes taylor you should come down so we can listen to some records and pretend (know) we are better than everyone, except maybe Hunter S. Thompson, who would kill us. But what am I talking about? Well, for that youd have to ask Zach, but hed probably not know. So I guess your fucked. FUCKED! Thursday, May 6th 2004 - 07:32:28 PM What is your name?: the scorpians What is your quest?: to rock you like a hurricane What is your favorite color?: black? What is your mood?: Elated Comments: we'd just like to say that we apreciate your support. Thursday, May 6th 2004 - 05:29:49 PM What is your name?: here What is your quest?: i What is your favorite color?: am What is your mood?: Happy Comments: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE ! Wednesday, May 5th 2004 - 11:09:00 PM What is your name?: the artist currently known as vadim What is your quest?: to sign this guestbook for once in my life What is your mood?: Tired Comments: what's up kids? i have four more exams and four more papers and then i will be FUCKING DONE! I can harldy wait for the summer when everyone will be back in charleston so we can finally all bitch at each other in person! I seriously can't wait to see everyone, though, and miss you all terribly. For everyone's information, me and Amy have been holding down the fort down here, but not Jason, he is off somewhere tying to "corrupt the youth of america," or somesuch shit. Taylor, you should visit this summer so we can have a gathering like the old times, only this time, i won't have a curfew to tend to. Wednesday, May 5th 2004 - 11:00:35 PM What is your name?: crystal What is your quest?: to be mean to jason What is your favorite color?: whoever that is What is your mood?: Mad at Jason Comments: yea well you're a fucking retard with boobs smaller than mine... yea thats right you'd be jealous! you can't touch this. i'm gonna kick your knees in when i see you in charleston you nerd. Wednesday, May 5th 2004 - 12:59:33 PM What is your name?: sara What is your quest?: to die What is your mood?: Mad at Jason Comments: jason, you piece of shit. dont be mean to my imaginary friends. actually i think you met crystal. and i think you should feel bad for saying that she's stupid. bastard. oh and dont talk about my breasts. AND i wasnt being serious about having the party in wilmington. which i thought was obvious. but maybe i should have it there so people like you wont show up. you dumb prick. so i just took my last exam. now i just need to pack. i feel like a zombie. and not because i just wrote a 11 pg research paper on them, but because school has stolen my soul and i can no longer form complete sentences. Tuesday, May 4th 2004 - 08:37:35 PM What is your name?: zach What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: for some reason i was absolutely sure that the distance from charleston to rochester was over 2,000 miles, but it's definately 1200 some odd. being that i drove it, i feel more retarded than usual. damn. Tuesday, May 4th 2004 - 05:03:23 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: Douche bag is another word for Sara What is your favorite color?: Cock in your mouth ejaculating blue What is your mood?: Poor Comments: And Sara, if you have the party at this "Crystal" persons house (and she's not your imaginary friend like I believe her to be)..... how do I say this without coming off mean? .... NO ONE WILL FUCKING GO!! (This has been a message from your mom) Tuesday, May 4th 2004 - 02:16:44 AM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: Sara is stupid What is your favorite color?: Crystal is a sea monkey What is your mood?: Fat, like Jason Comments: I GET THE FUCKING LONGEST DISTANCE AWARD BITCHES... Cuz check this out... every step a fat person takes consumes 10000 times the amount of energy you thin people use. And since I'm 100 times fatter than Matt, who, besides Sara's left breast, is the next largest of us, I see it that I will consume the most energy. Matt, learn HTML... < font color=red > red text for new additions to the website < /font > or the old way < bold > bold text < bold > but I prefer < i > italics myself < /i > and all you have to do is close the brackets and voila! But I told want to tell you how to run things... I only wish to note that I am the biggest (read fattest) nerd you all know. I'm tired of being fat. This day forward, I am to be consider of average weight. Thus, you all are significantly underweight and thats a serious health risk. Is Crystal hot? Does she did the big fellas? My cock is proportionately the size of a flea's genitalia... if that means anything. Oh screw Crystal... she's probably stupid anyhow. Wow I'm being more of an asshole than usual tonight. Tuesday, May 4th 2004 - 02:12:49 AM What is your name?: sara What is your quest?: to complain What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: oh. i forgot. crystal, maybe we should just have my party at your house. and we'll all drive up there, because i dont know anyone in charleston who will let me have it at their house. because everyone in charleston hates me, or has some wierd fear that all of their stuff will be broken, or that their nieghbors will call the police, or that it will be over crowded, or they wont force their parents to go on vacation during the right weekend. they difinitely wont be getting the, "goes out of their way to make sara happy" award. for which all people should strive. Tuesday, May 4th 2004 - 12:34:14 AM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Hungry Comments: see the way i figured it, you guys arent doing the traveling just so that you can come see me. you like live in charleston, or atleast will soon. but its nice to see that everyone is so competitive. Tuesday, May 4th 2004 - 12:23:42 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Tired Comments: you do realize Minessotta or however the fuck you spell that place, is like 1300 miles away right? Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 10:24:14 PM What is your name?: crystal What is your quest?: to best best matt What is your favorite color?: the highway What is your mood?: Happy Comments: actually i was thinking about driving up to maine and then turning around and driving back down to charleston so i could get the award... but actually i have to drive to wilmington then back to boone and then to charleston... so i think we're all gonna be pretty much tied. so ha. Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 09:14:40 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Tired Comments: well i think, actually zach, that i should get the award for traveling the farthest distance since im going from rock hill to west ashley, to mt pleasant, to west ashley, to rochester, back to charleston. And next in line would be Amy and Jason, then you, then Crystal. But what do i know. And Sara suggested something similar for new quotes and ill tell you what i told her. I could do something like that, but that would just take a whole lot of fucking time and remembering things on my part, neither of which im willing to do. therefore, you will have to keep figuring it out. Zach, I called you and you never called back, you douche bag. Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 08:30:08 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To Seek the Holy Cock What is your favorite color?: Cock Yellow What is your mood?: Excited Comments: Taylor... your Spanish is terrible. And you are the one who is the douche bag! Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 05:59:31 PM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: and another thing... What is your mood?: Happy Comments: i think new quotes on this website should appear in red, or some color other than the rest,for aproximately a month. that would make reading the new ones much easier as apposed to fishing through the old ones trying to figure out which quotes are new or old. thank you for your time. Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 05:43:41 PM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: to best crystal What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: since im coming from minnesota, i think i should get the award for traveling the farthest. and since, matt, amy, and jason are coming to get me, maybe all four of us should share it. or each of us should get our own. either way, im pretty sure minnesota is farther than wherever cystal is coming from. noonch. Monday, May 3rd 2004 - 05:37:06 PM What is your name?: Matthew What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: i added like 5 links, 5 people quotes, 2 or 3 tv+movie quotes, and i added taylors interview with robert nanna. that is all for now, thankyou. Sunday, May 2nd 2004 - 10:20:15 PM What is your name?: taylor What is your quest?: to stop zach from eating his own boogers What is your favorite color?: boogers What is your mood?: Happy Comments: Usted fuckers es las bolsas más grandes de ducha que ha vivido jamás y odio todo usted muy, mucho. tenga una tarde maravillosa y una tarde agradable so there... Sunday, May 2nd 2004 - 06:27:32 PM What is your name?: sara What is your quest?: to remind you that my birthday is coming up in a month What is your mood?: Happy Comments: tee-hee. i love crystal. she saved me from the boring task of studying and let me come over to her dorm, get drunk, help her make my going away present, get drunker, sleep in her roomates bed, crawl into her bed after her roomate found me passed out in the morning, and gave me a ride home after we ate lunch. she may also be getting the "friend who traveled the longest to see me on my birthday" award, depending on who else decides to show up on June, 12th (my bday is the 13th, of course, but i believe that having it on a saturday and a giant toast when it turns midnight will be satisfactory). and yes, all of my friends will be getting various awards at the party. show up and see what yours will be. and i cant come up with a good theme this year, so i've settled on, "dress like you are in high school again." to celebrate my transition from being a teenager to being 20 something. if you you have any better theme ideas, post them and they'll be taken into consideration. sara p.s. hey matt, can i have my party at your house? :) Sunday, May 2nd 2004 - 03:50:13 PM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: i ordered a dacaf, latte, somethin' the fuck anotha What is your mood?: Hungry Comments: i just still want a coffee. Sunday, May 2nd 2004 - 03:42:27 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: I know how to spell Horny, but Jason on the other hand, does not. Sunday, May 2nd 2004 - 02:57:10 PM What is your name?: crappy crystal What is your quest?: i'm here to change you all! What is your mood?: Horney Comments: don't you kids have phones? and don't you know how to spell? (from www.dictionary.com) horny adj 1: feeling great sexual desire; "feeling horny" [syn: aroused, randy, ruttish, turned on(p)] 2: having horns or hornlike projections; "horny coral"; "horny (or horned) frog" 3: made of horn (or of a substance resembling horn) [syn: corneous, hornlike] Sunday, May 2nd 2004 - 01:41:56 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: p.s. while i realize you may be refering to something else... dont. because you shouldnt know what you are refering to in the first place. Saturday, May 1st 2004 - 05:02:31 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Elated Comments: thank you for realizing that i am not lonely. that i dont crave attention and affection. and that drugs are a wonderful replacement for meaningful relationships. you are wrong about my feminist friends though, they definitely have the potential to destroy my life. its a shame you tied drugs and feminism together. drugs are far superior. Saturday, May 1st 2004 - 03:15:04 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: Zach, you forgot, as usual, to admit that you love the cock. WE ALL LOVE THE COCK! My cock is my buddy. Saturday, May 1st 2004 - 04:13:29 AM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: to handle some shit. noonch What is your favorite color?: uh...taoday was arbor day so i'll go with green...ro maybe brown like tree bark. not to be confused with taylor's nose. What is your mood?: Tired Comments: alright, for last fucking time. i am not mono-mood jones and id like to pick out more than one mood. like today, for example, im tired from working all day, but im excited that matt, jason, and amy will all be here in a week. im also feeling zachish, cuz let's face it, i always am, whether i like it or not. im hungry because i havent eaten all day, im retarded cuz much much the feeling zachish thing, im that way at all times. now make with poly-mood picking, motherfuckers. Friday, April 30th 2004 - 06:04:17 PM What is your name?: Jason again What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: Total Attacks Made 37 Total Wins 32 (86.5%) Wins Against Larger Opponents 14 (37.8%) Matt - is your province littered with 37s as well? I'm not looking for them anymore. It's weird. Friday, April 30th 2004 - 01:39:20 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To defeat Sephiroth What is your favorite color?: Black Materia! What is your mood?: Loving the cock Comments: Matt... I included Zach in my 'different kind of lonely' thing. We appreciate your long distance driving just to hang out. But it really is a different kind of loneliness. Anyhow... I just took my psychology exam... didn't do too bad I don't think... There is some good news. The girl I've been talking to lately online might meet me today. She's a nice gal, if not a little slow, but aren't we all in our own ways? Matt, don't forget my windows XP disc. I thought we were all uniting when Braid unites? that's this summer eh eh? P.S. I love the cock! Friday, April 30th 2004 - 01:00:16 PM What is your name?: lonely jones What is your quest?: to encourage all of you to shut the fuck up What is your favorite color?: pinkish black What is your mood?: Loving the cock Comments: ok let's clear the air here a bit. we are all in one way or another lonely. but in a way we all choose to be. no one made me move to washington, no one knocked matt out, threw him in their trunk and abondoned him in rock hill. and zach, oh, zach, you may have been forced to go to rochester but that would not have happened if you were not such a weak, sad, little man. kidding on that last one. i am not giving any one shit, but i was thinking about something the other day. do you think that the older you get the less likely you are to make new friends. i've been in dc for about 8 months now and i know NO ONE here, but i think that's my fault... i don't want to make new friends. i think matt's situation sucks with amy being in charleston and all but i wish i could go home everyweek... it's not really that bad is it... i like road trips, you get to listen to whatever music you want and sing all loud and shit and no one can hear you... that rocks. i guess i'm saying that loneliness is often self inflicted and i am lonely because i can't make new friends... but i don;t want new friends, i want you guys. as for jason... turn the computer of once in a while and go out dancing, things will begin to look up i promise. you'll meet a nice girl, one you could take home to mom and dad. and maybe, just maybe, she'll touch you in the naughty place. i miss all of you and we should make an effort to unite all of our lonely souls soon... word... i'm out. Friday, April 30th 2004 - 11:55:21 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: Yeah Jason, because I dont have to go all week without seeing Amy, because I dont have to drive 5 hours a week just to see her. So Id still say all week Im just as fucking lonely as you. But what would I know. Its not like there was a point in my life when I was ever not dating anyone. God. Your suffering is far worse than anyones. How could I have ever thought otherwise. Friday, April 30th 2004 - 11:31:37 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: Yeah Jason, because I dont have to go all week without seeing Amy, because I dont have to drive 5 hours a week just to see her. So Id still say all week Im just as fucking lonely as you. But what would I know. Its not like there was a point in my life when I was ever not dating anyone. God. Your suffering is far worse than anyones. How could I have ever thought otherwise. Friday, April 30th 2004 - 11:31:29 AM What is your name?: Jason What is your mood?: Fat, like Jason Comments: I didn't mean to post that actually. I was going to but then the conversation changed to a different course. Basically Kiri is a complete bitch who claims that she had feelings for me. Uh... okay. Whatever. And I'm not talking about being lonely as in not being with friends. We're not lonely despite the fact that we're all in separate places by ourselves and away from each other. We've still got each other here on the guestbook... But Zach and I are the real lonely. The kind of lonely that swells up inside of you "like a lizard crawling up your pants, ripping at your testicles like a paper bag. Like the kind you used to bring your lunch to school in". But I digress. While we all may be separated from each other at least you've got Amy, Matt, and Taylor's got Chandi. Sara just does drugs with other feminists. No one cared about the number of 37s I found in a two hour period in my own province? I even picked a couple of other random numbers, well not random but "special" numbers like 69, 138, 13, 27, and my age 22 and they didn't come up as much as 37. So not only does it hold the universe together, but it holds Utopia together too. Friday, April 30th 2004 - 01:18:40 AM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Poor Comments: Yeah, or how about living in rock hill for a year, with an asshole. Or how about living in Washington D.C. for however long taylors been that. Do that and then tell me what its like to be lonely, Jason! Thursday, April 29th 2004 - 09:27:28 PM What is your name?: zach What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish Comments: all im gonna say, move to another state where you dont know anyone and therefore dont hang out with anyone except for your biblethumping dad for 6 months. then talk to me about being lonely. noonch. Thursday, April 29th 2004 - 04:57:00 PM What is your name?: 37jason37 What is your quest?: 37 What is your favorite color?: 37 What is your mood?: Angry Comments: Peasants +337 <--- with love and peace Total Defense points: 37,544 <--- (raw defense left at home) Estimated Thieves Number: 1,402 (1.37 per Acre) January 20th Estimated Wizards Number: 375 (0.37 per Acre) January 19th Money: 37gc <-- after training +37.0% Thievery Effectiveness <--- until my men return with more land Thieves: 37.7% catch, 60% identify, 146 books <--- when watchtowers complete Spells Attempted 537 <--- I'm a pretty good mage for an undead Total Attacks Made 36 <--- we know where this is going to be in less than 10 hours. 16. Caborians [OR] - 137.05gc <-- his npa These were all in my province TODAY.... (except Caborians who is in my kingdom.) I'm the 73 highest for honor on my island... that kinda counts right? I told you 37 was important to Utopia. There were also so many nearly 37s too, like 36.98 and shit like that... its awesome! ****** I haven't talked to Kiri in more than 3 weeks... and then... Jason: yeah, and so was i... i told you that i liked you and i told you i wanted to hang out with you..and that never happened.. so go paint your nails, and just message me again whenever its' convenient for you to hang out wtih me in your busy little schedule kiri_n_janney_14: I know you liked me and wanted to hang out with me. You were very clear with that. I am very sorry that hanging out never happened. but guess what, I don't have a busy littel schedule anymore because I don't hang out with anyone I used to. and I basically do nothing. Jason: good... now you can feel the way i did all the times when you said we'd hang out but never called about it... or... even... all the times you said you'd call me and never called, how many times did you promise? kiri_n_janney_14: are you trying to make me go on a guilt trip....because it is working. Jason: you know that I liked you? You don't know... I told everyone about you. I was so happy to meet someone who was as intelligent as you were, someone who read the books you'd read. ugh... but you just never cared. Jason: I hope it is... cuz I'm angry and happy kiri_n_janney_14: I am very flattered you liked me. I have pretty much given up on guys liking me and things working out. I always screw shit up, like this. Jason: are you trying to make it sound like you liked me now? Jason: you - who never talked to me unless I called you Jason: and met me once kiri_n_janney_14: I can't say I liked you as more then a friend. but I can say I liked you, yes. And I know I did all those things, I am not the world's greatest person Jason. Jason: thankfully my self-esteem couldn't drop any lower than it did on the day you never answered the phone for our "date" Jason: yeah... you're not... so go to hell... because you sure as hell made it sound like you liked me... and i can't take shit like that anymore, from anyone... you don't know how I feel about being alone! You stay at home now? and you're alone? you don't know shit. Do that for the next 3 years... and then come talk to em kiri_n_janney_14: I know how it feels to be alone god damn it. Wednesday, April 28th 2004 - 10:40:04 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: now that i think about. once a couple of years ago we were having an late night/early morning conversation online and you told me who you wrote each of the poems about. but that was back when you only had about 10 poems up. I'd say andrea through jennie. so you'll have to tell me again. and anyways i've shared some of my poetry with you and the only responces i've gotten are, cool, or thats nice. and well if you'd like me to give those sorts of comments back to you, thats fine, but i think its a waste of both of our time. Wednesday, April 28th 2004 - 07:06:12 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To prove Matt Wrong What is your favorite color?: Well, maybe not prove What is your mood?: Mad at Jason Comments: I've read them all. I've not commented on the guestbook about them to the best of my knowledge. But I recall a day not more than 3 weeks ago that I made a reference to one of your poems. And you were impressed. This event transpired at your house in the living room on the couch with OCs in our noses and stoned like children in the Book of Deuteronomy. I'm sorry I don't remember what I said. I just went back and looked at them to see if I could remember. And I remembered!!! I remembered that it was a long time ago since I read them, and there are a lot more now. I've got some catching up to do. Shame on me. Shame on the Jason. SHAME SHAME SHAME; hence, why I am mad at myself, among other reasons like those I told to Matt earlier. I'm growing dumber. My cock is shrinking. Mice-fried rice. I will read your poems Matt. But not right now, I've got more important duties to attend to! For example, customizing windows components and services so my computer will stop crashing, playing Utopia, taking a dump, studying for psychology, and finally... much much muhc much much much needed sleep. LEMMINGS! Wednesday, April 28th 2004 - 06:27:22 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Etc.....? Comments: actually sara, since you cant read, ill try and explain it to you. the point my last post was making is that zach is the only one who ever comments on my poetry and i apreciate it and wish other people did, but they dont, or at least I didnt think they did. I dont think anyone reads them because no one ever tells me they read them, and even if they do they never tell me what you think. Until now I didnt know you had even read all of my poems once. So whos fault is it? Yours, for not telling me you have read them. And youve read them? So? What do you think? Wednesday, April 28th 2004 - 02:53:51 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Poor Comments: maybe i'm just jealous. you know i've read every poem you've put up online atleast 30 times by now. but like you said you care what people like zach say about your poetry. not people like me. so stop complaining. i had to get my car from the towing place today. that was $45. and then there were $60 worth of tickets on the window from before it was towed. so yeah i racked up $60 worth of tickets in 40 mins and $105 in a two hour period. not to mention that $60 ticket i havnt paid for not wearing a seatbelt the other day. and tonight i almost got pulled for not having my lights on, but happened to notice the cop that made a U turn and pulled up behind me. and just two weeks ago i paid off my other $30 parking ticket. For a girl who doesnt pay her own insurance or for upkeep on her car, i still manage to pay out the ass for my vehicle. Wednesday, April 28th 2004 - 01:40:03 AM What is your name?: Matthew What is your mood?: Fat, like Jason Comments: Zach I apreciate your comments more than you can know, because your opinion matters to me more than almost anyones. and also because your the only one who comments. that leads me into the answer of your request of my publishing of works. just like i think you should have your music recorded you think i should publish my works in a book. well....the reason we dont im assuming this is your reasons, is because only us actually give a shit enough to listen/read each others shit and tell them how good or not good it is. so, basicly im saying thankyou zach for apreciating my poetry/prose/rants when no one else gives a fuck. Tuesday, April 27th 2004 - 09:29:52 PM What is your name?: zach the ripper What is your quest?: to rip. duh. What is your favorite color?: clear What is your mood?: Happy Comments: yes, im always happy. when i rip one. hehehehe.... alright matt, this is the last time im going to tell you. maybe you're not ginsburg or kerouac(like anyone knows what the hell he was talking about anyway) but you're pretty good. i just read your latest poem, and i like it. and so, this is the last time im going to tell you to get your shit published. like, in a book. Tuesday, April 27th 2004 - 05:30:15 PM What is your name?: taylor joseph jenkins esq. What is your quest?: to finish exam week with a portion of my brain intact... sensory impulses have already begun to fade... What is your favorite color?: baby shit green What is your mood?: Retarded Comments: hello.... i am in the middle of exam week and what fun it is... that is all the time i have for now, i have to get back to studying... good day. Tuesday, April 27th 2004 - 12:15:35 PM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Mad at Jason Comments: IT did it again. the computer hates me. Tuesday, April 27th 2004 - 01:46:13 AM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Horney Comments: dude i meant to click on hungry not horney. dammit Tuesday, April 27th 2004 - 01:45:31 AM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Horney Comments: i'm sooooooooooo high right now. nothin could be better. i cant smoke much more. Tuesday, April 27th 2004 - 01:43:03 AM What is your name?: zach What is your quest?: none for me today, thanks What is your favorite color?: likewise What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: jason needs to stop playing role playing games and watching godzilla movies. Monday, April 26th 2004 - 05:21:52 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: To gain xp to level up What is your favorite color?: Pink Elephants What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: Just got done reading your updates, and I have a correction and a suggestion Religion is the sign of the oppressed creature, the sentiment of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. -Karl Marx sign=sigh normally, a typo wouldn't be important, but sign and sigh both hold different connotations one can associate with the quote. The other one is: If God did not exist, it would be necessary for man to invent him. - Voltaire I think the followup to that is: "If God created man in His own image, then we have certainly returned the compliment." - Francois Marie-Arouet (Voltaire) might want to check it out on google... Monday, April 26th 2004 - 07:49:56 AM What is your name?: sara What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: who went to the largest march in the history of America?... yeah that was me. a million fucking people and an rocking good time. Monday, April 26th 2004 - 04:10:03 AM What is your name?: Matterson What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: I added like 15 new 37s, 3 or so new people quotes, 15 links, some political and author quotes and a new piece of literature Monday, April 26th 2004 - 03:34:02 AM What is your name?: Giant Bee What is your quest?: To Kill All What is your favorite color?: Muhuhuhaaha! What is your mood?: Tired Comments: Jason Sabback is a Giant Bee that shoots Electricity from its Eyes, Screeches when Angry, has a Metal Jaw, and eats Rocks. (Strength: 3 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 6) Unleash your Giant Battle Monster. Sunday, April 25th 2004 - 07:17:55 PM What is your name?: Jason What is your quest?: Ack What is your favorite color?: Shit What is your mood?: Happy Comments: The HTML code killed the spacing... eep!! Jason is a Human-Sized Lizard that is Radioactive. Strength: 3 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 2 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Jason, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Jason using Emperor Chaos is a Giant Moth that can Phase in and out of Existence, drinks Human Blood, and has Heavy Metal Armour, a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and Prehensile Eyes. Strength: 4 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 2 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Emperor Chaos, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Emperor Chaos using Math Metal Monk is a Giant Ant that is Cold-Blooded, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, controls the Weather, and has a Long Neck and a Sharp Beak. Strength: 4 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Math Metal Monk, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Math Metal Monk using Sunday, April 25th 2004 - 07:15:24 PM What is your name?: Jason Apple-5 Sabback What is your quest?: To display the Slogans of the Jason What is your favorite color?: Color? What is your mood?: Angry Comments: Some I did for fun: Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Satan. The Sex Bars Are On Me! If You Like A Lot Of God On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club. Do You Eat The Jesus Last? There Ain't No Party Like A Jesus Party. The Slogans of Jason: Don't Get Mad, Get Jason. Sweet as the Moment When the Jason Went "Pop" Nothing Sucks Like A Jason. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Jason. Ho Ho Ho, Green Emperor Chaos. It's an Emperor Chaos Adventure. http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan Jesus is a Muesli-Eating Attack Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 6.0 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Jesus, enter your name: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/lonesome My friends are: Matthew Apple-8 Young Zachary Alligator-12 Lowe Taylor Strawberry-12 Jenkins Sara Oriole-5 Smith Vadim Muskellunge-6 Smirnov Keith Chickadee-14 Ronquillo http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang douche adj. likely to laugh at contraceptives. "Don't be so douche, dude." dude n. ecstasy, but also a secret code-word for boys. "Good dude, officer!" officer adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone. "Is it true that Grandma and Grandma are officer?" Grandma adj. getting ready to shoot something. "Careful, kid, she's Grandma." buttpirate adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone. "Is it true that Dad and Kelly are buttpirate?" Jason n. a vulgar hand gesture. "Are you giving me the Jason, Reggie?" Reggie v. to dance with things, with no purpose or reason. "Hey, buddy, wanna Reggie?" cocksmoker n. a credit card which the speaker wants to shoot. "Girl, where's my cocksmoker?" 37 adj. carrying a thong. "Nigel is way more 37 than Dad." abortion v. to insult someone or something. "I can't believe Brian tried to abortion!" cunnilingus v. to slap a radio. "We should cunnilingus, Sabrina." give head n. an exclamation of surprise. "Give head! handjob n. an old-school term for chart music. "Girl, can I see some handjob?" "Sure you can, Kelly." Braid adj. unable to love lipstick. "Frank, do you think I'm Braid? fresh fruit for rotting vegetables n. an exclamation of surprise. "Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables!" kind of like spitting n. a vulgar hand gesture. "Are you giving me the kind of like spitting, dude?" the alkaline trio adj. dangerous. "Someone dosed her drink and now she's the alkaline trio." the n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same. "Hey there, homie - the?" "The." turdburglar interj. a statement of agreement. "Buddy, shall we borrow some sex?" "Turdburglar!" Sabback v. to attack one's child. "Sabback and you'll regret it, Billy." Jason Sabback n. a drink which the speaker wants to trip over. "Want to trip over that Jason Sabback, my friend?" ass goblin adj. dangerous but not old. "Are you as ass goblin as I am, officer?" dick in your mouth adj. addicted to LSD. "Reggie is, like, so dick in your mouth." (I think Joe actually said that before in reference to the monkey... hmm... monkey...) monkey n. a happy or outrageous teacher. "Buddy, that monkey is happy!" cock'n'balls n. beer belonging to a friend. "Bud, this cock'n'balls is really new!" "PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!" adj. small or famous. "I wish my friend was as "PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!" as yours, officer." *** This next one is my favorite!! *** suck my cock v. to become crude. "If you don't suck my cock, Shana, I will." *** And this one *** fart v. to shout at someone or something. "Shh, bud, I'm trying to fart." All right... I need to stop... Everyone else should try this thing! It's awesome. Sunday, April 25th 2004 - 07:09:21 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: theres no reason to make up interviews with robert nana. Sunday, April 25th 2004 - 12:52:58 PM What is your name?: Matt What is your mood?: Satiated Comments: theres no reason to make up interviews with robert nana. Sunday, April 25th 2004 - 12:52:54 PM What is your name?: taylor What is your quest?: to share the wealth What is your favorite color?: shut up What is your mood?: Hungry Comments: I thought I might share this with you all. I hope that it is of interest. What follows is an interview that I conducted with one Robert Nanna on the 17th of this month... enjoy. Taylor Jenkins: Where were you born and when? Where did you grow up? What was you family environment like? Robert Nanna: I was born on June 14, 1975 in Chicago, IL and we lived in the city for 13 years. When I was in 8th grade, my family moved to the suburb of Lombard. My real parents were actually high school kids and I was adopted by the Nannas before I was born. It's weird for me to say that because my family environment was so warm, loving, and natural, that it's hard to think of having any other parents than the ones I've had my whole life. TJ: Where there any childhood experiences in particular that led you into playing music? Was there any one person that influenced you, family or otherwise? RN: It's strange because not one person in my family is really that into music at all. You should hear my dad try and carry a tune! So I have no idea where it came from. There's a story my mom always tells about my first "words" and I'm not sure if it's true or not, but it's still kind of cool. She says the first thing she ever heard out of me was the Alphabet Song. She said I was singing it in my crib one day. Cute... If I can pinpoint any one person that maybe helped me appreciate great music, it was my best friend's parents. They had a jukebox in their basement packed with The Rolling Stones. They absolutely adored The Rolling Stones. And thus, so did I. TJ: Describe your early education and personality. Are there any experiences that stand out as having lent something to your personal and/or emotional growth? RN: I went to a Catholic grade school and a Catholic high school. I was a pretty shy kid and I guess I still am. I think I was uncomfortable with being the kid with the big mop of red hair. As for experiences, I remember very vividly being smitten with a certain girl in kindergarten and seriously going into shock when the teacher sat me across the table from her. Oddly enough, it was a table with the alphabet on it. And I was always constantly doodling in class, making songs and album covers and making Top 40's. TJ: Was there any one thing or goal that pushed you when you were younger... as a musician and as a person? RN: It was really just this intense drive to be engulfed in music 24/7. It's all I cared about. I really never had any dreams or aspirations to be anything else ever. And as for people encouraging me... well, back then there were none. Everyone thought it was just a hobby that would pass. Only I knew otherwise. TJ: Descibe any higher education you may have had. Did you attend college? Where? Where you involved in any activities or clubs? RN: I attended the University of Illinois in Champaign/Urbana and graduated with a degree in Communications / Advertising. You see, my parents made this deal with me where they would fully support anything I ever chose to do PROVIDED that i graduate. So that's what I did. I took the easiest classes and chose the easiest major, coasted through, graduated, and went on tour. Within 2 months of my first year there, Braid had started, so I really had no time for activities or clubs. Every now and then, I'd help set up a show... TJ: Has there been any crisis in your life that propelled who you are today? How did you deal with this crisis? RN: Nope. No crises. None that I can think of. Maybe I'm just good at repression. TJ: What is your philosophy for life? How do you define yourself in regards to you surroundings? RN: My philosophy I guess is to make other people happy. As for myself, I try not to get too bogged down with anything that takes away from the true essence and passion of what I'm doing. A great example is: not being involved in the business / money aspect of playing music. If I concentrate too much on making / losing money, then it will have a negative effect on my music production... not to mention my state of mind. TJ: Descibe your work ethics as a performer RN: They are pretty insane and some might say brutal. This year alone, I'll have been on tour almost 9 months... with Hey Mercedes, solo, and with Braid. And every minute of a tour that I'm not on stage, I'm taking steps to make sure that I can play the best I can. And that includes aspects such as diet, rest, and even talking too much. I also warm up and stretch out for an hour before shows. TJ: Of your musical projects which do you think was the most satisfying? which did you take the most from? RN: I really truly cannot pick one. I learn different things from every recording session or every project that i'm working on. TJ: Any advice for a songwriter trying to get out there and get his/her music and ideas heard? RN: Play shows. Play a lot of shows. Get better. Get feedback from people that you trust will be honest with you (your best friends). Anyone else's opinion you can take or leave. And then start recording. Put your stuff online... But yeah, first play shows. Get comfortable.

There you go... before you guys attack me for not asking a shit load of questions about Braid like "what color underwear does chris prefer?", or "do you think todd would have sex with my friend zach?", keep in mind that this was a personality profile not a musician's profile and i was forced to ask more personal questions than professional but i hope you fellows like it anyhow. good day

Sunday, April 25th 2004 - 08:38:38 AM What is your name?: jasons stupid additions to my webpage
What is your mood?: Happy
Comments: Welcome to The Book of Lost Dreams, a collaborative effort featuring the work of Matt the Enforcer, Crimeboss Jason, Taylor the Bard, Sordid Sara, Calculating Amy, and the never-popular, ever-derisive and salacious Zach the Lowe. Also special appearances by Vigilante Vadim, Angry Ashley, and Jumpin' Jehosaphats!!! Jodie! As with most literary work of this genius - collaboratory though it may be - it comes with its own copyright ---> © 1998 to 2004 to 20?? <--- See there? It's even got a little circley 'C' thingie. And is a registered trademark (® « look a circley 'R') of Someone's Heiney Hole, I forget whose exactly. But wait! That's not all! "There's more?" "Much more!" By reading anything on this guestbook, The Book of Lost Dreams, (hereinafter referred to as "Book") at all, you hereby agree not to hold any Participants in "Book" Signing (hereinafter referred to as "Writers") liable for damages, claims, civil and/or criminal proceedings. You also agree not to hold any living being accountable for whatever may be read on this "Book", protected by law under United States Code Title 18, Part I, Chapter 119, Section 2515 "Prohibition of use as evidence of intercepted wire or oral communications" under "WIRE AND ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS INTERCEPTION AND INTERCEPTION OF ORAL COMMUNICATIONS" and also United States Code Title 18, Part I, Chapter 121, Section 2707 "Civil Action" under "STORED WIRE AND ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS AND TRANSACTIONAL RECORDS ACCESS." The information contained herein this "Book" is Backup Preservation, written as such and protected under United States Code Title 18, Chapter 121, Section 2704 "Backup Preservation" under "STORED WIRE AND ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS AND TRANSACTIONAL RECORDS ACCESS." The events, stories, descriptions, paragraphs, names, likenesses and/or similiarities of this "Book" are all fictitious works of the aforementioned "Writers" and, as works of fiction, are protected from criminal and/or civil proceedings under the following United States Codes: Title 18, Chapter 121, Sections 2701 through 2703. This disclaimer has been agreed to at least 150 times and so shall you agree. If you have a minute (or 30 minutes if you're Jason), please sign the Books of Lost Dreams. By signing this guestbook ("Book") you have defined yourself as one of the above "Writers".
Saturday, April 24th 2004 - 01:24:31 PM

What is your name?: jo jo tinkleton
What is your quest?: to make things worse
What is your favorite color?: doodoo brown
What is your mood?: Elated
Comments: i think jason's additions here were horrific
Saturday, April 24th 2004 - 10:32:38 AM

What is your name?: Matthew
What is your quest?: To represent amys party
What is your favorite color?: white, the color of my semen in your eye bitches
What is your mood?: Feeling Zachish
Comments: Its weird to feel so zachish, but i do. maybe i wont have to when zach is back. zach is back in town. the zach is back in town. but anyways, im at amys party and not in dc, sorry sara. i would have went if me and taylor had made reperations, but he still aparently, thinks, that i am in the wrong and im the asshole. well taylor, i didnt want to eat here anyways! but anyways, jason got really drunk and cut himself in the forehead much to the disgust of lauren. why, jason, why!??? all i have to say is that in star trek 4 kirk tells this chick whos asking why spocks so weird, that spock was apart of the 60s movement and did too much lds. lds, hahahaha. im such a loser ive seen every star trek movie in the last year. not that i hadnt before, but i wanted to watch them all again. because i have that much shit to do in rock hill jason is a loser and has a few words for me, so i must go. and for the record, i will corect jasons mistakes made to my web page soon.

¡palabra a tu madre!
Saturday, April 24th 2004 - 01:28:49 AM